College Exec Positions

Go to a particularly under-attended JCR meeting, propose a motion to create a new Exec position, make up some random name for it, but put in the small print of the description that you must be called Jess, and be from Wimborne to have the position.

Hopefully enough people will not care that they'll vote it through....sorted!

In Hild Bede they're certainly not popularity contests ... I was generally impressed with how 'fair' it all was and how people actually did vote for the actual best candidate.

If you go for SDSUR I'll come along and cast a vote for you.

I have a strange desire to be approved by him.

EDIT: STEERING! NOOOOOOO! I'd have to look like one of the two girls on it, who are clearly clones! *refrains from saying anything too bad, just in case*

I'm talking about the current exec, just not all of them.
Wait until your year gets elected, then you'll see what I mean.

Three of my year HAVE been elected. The other two, at least, do a bloody good job.

Chris isn't bad either. Apart from being a total pisshead.

I was a pisshead last term. It was a way of escaping the stresses of being on the Exec.* It's not my nature, I would like to make that clear.


*Not stresses which should deter any potential applicant from applying.

"Spanky spanky Matty Matty"

Is it true that Matt's going to go for DSU president, Jess?

I hate the internet! 5 years ago you could slag anyone off and be safe in the knowledge that they would never ever find it.

My sister once went on my friend's Myspace profile and found a comment from me calling her "nutso" jokingly. She went ape. Because she is nutso. (she's going to read this now, isn't she?)

Are you saying you're not going to drink at formal this term...?! I doubt that very much. You and Vollers must have barely any livers left.

yeah i'd written a note about taking lots of ecstasy in the summer holidays

but it's fine though she understands youth culture