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    you've ruined my xmas spirit. thanks
    good christmas finished ages ago wake up
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    ♡ What is a cow's favourite place?
    ♡ The MOOseum~

    ^This was mine and eh it's not that funny but at least it's cute

    And some of my favorite ones (warning: painful puns):

    ♡ - Daniel be frank do you hate me
    - How can I be Frank if I'm Daniel

    ♡ No matter how kind you are, german children are Kinder

    ♡ Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize

    ♡ Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
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    (Original post by suga(r))
    ♡ What is a cow's favourite place?
    ♡ The MOOseum~

    ^This was mine and eh it's not that funny but at least it's cute

    And some of my favorite ones (warning: painful puns):

    ♡ - Daniel be frank do you hate me
    - How can I be Frank if I'm Daniel

    ♡ No matter how kind you are, german children are Kinder

    ♡ Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize

    ♡ Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
    Painful puns are my favourite !!!
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    (Original post by TheProphetsPath)
    I ordered some food, i ddin't order yo attitude.
    What's up
    order me some fries im well hungry
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    I should have just checked mine haha it's laughable too !
    Fingers crossed we hit the jackpot
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    Warning not original;

    Guy: Hey girl are you a schoool?

    Girl:...

    Guy:because i want to shoot kids inside you!
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    Oh wow 😂
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    What did the dentist ask his wife who was baking a cake?

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    Can I add the filling?
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    My bank account
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    What's 6 inches long and begins with a P

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    A poop.
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    I met a microbiologist today.


    He was much taller than I expected him to be.
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    I was watching a movie with my nephew earlier.

    "Do you think she's going to die?" he asked.

    "I reckon so. That horse's **** is humongous."
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    Female rights.
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    Oh my god my joke got removed :lol:
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    It cost me 20 quid to get into the event I went to on New Year's.

    I partied like it was 19.99.



    My mate Gavin died after ODing on heartburn medication. I couldn't believe it...

    Gavisgon...




    Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is?

    They don't fancy each other.
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      (Original post by WoodyMKC)
      It cost me 20 quid to get into the event I went to on New Year's.

      I partied like it was 19.99.



      My mate Gavin died after ODing on heartburn medication. I couldn't believe it...

      Gavisgon...




      Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is?

      They don't fancy each other.
      Haha love these !!
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      I remember hearing a joke which had a great punch line which I had forgotten for some time. Well, I was playing frisbee in the park earlier, and then it hit me.
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      Bear was walking in a forest and saw burning vehicle. Got into that vehicle and burned down.

      ha-ha-ha. not funny.
     
     
     
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