PLEASE share your funniest jokes with me !!

Reply 20

CorpusLuteum

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Original post by TheProphetsPath

you've ruined my xmas spirit. thanks

good christmas finished ages ago wake up

Reply 21

suga(r)

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♡ What is a cow's favourite place?
♡ The MOOseum~

^This was mine and eh it's not that funny but at least it's cute

And some of my favorite ones (warning: painful puns):

♡ - Daniel be frank do you hate me
- How can I be Frank if I'm Daniel

♡ No matter how kind you are, german children are Kinder

♡ Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize

♡ Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side

Reply 22

username2908878

OP

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Original post by suga(r)

♡ What is a cow's favourite place?
♡ The MOOseum~

^This was mine and eh it's not that funny but at least it's cute

And some of my favorite ones (warning: painful puns):

♡ - Daniel be frank do you hate me
- How can I be Frank if I'm Daniel

♡ No matter how kind you are, german children are Kinder

♡ Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize

♡ Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side

Painful puns are my favourite !!!

Reply 23

CorpusLuteum

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Original post by TheProphetsPath

I ordered some food, i ddin't order yo attitude.
What's up

order me some fries im well hungry

Reply 24

retro_turtles

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Original post by Supernova91

I should have just checked mine haha it's laughable too !

Fingers crossed we hit the jackpot

Reply 25

M8aTTi

Warning not original;

Guy: Hey girl are you a schoool?

Girl:...

Guy:because i want to shoot kids inside you!

OP

Oh wow 😂

What did the dentist ask his wife who was baking a cake?

Spoiler

Reply 28

ashwin20

10

Relatable

Original post by retro_turtles

My bank account

Reply 29

It's****ingWOODY

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What's 6 inches long and begins with a P :colone:

Spoiler

Reply 30

It's****ingWOODY

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I met a microbiologist today.

He was much taller than I expected him to be.

Reply 31

It's****ingWOODY

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I was watching a movie with my nephew earlier.

"Do you think she's going to die?" he asked.

"I reckon so. That horse's dick is humongous."

Female rights.

Oh my god my joke got removed :lol:

Reply 34

It's****ingWOODY

20

It cost me 20 quid to get into the event I went to on New Year's.

I partied like it was 19.99.

My mate Gavin died after ODing on heartburn medication. I couldn't believe it...

Gavisgon...

Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is?

They don't fancy each other.

my life

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Original post by WoodyMKC

It cost me 20 quid to get into the event I went to on New Year's.

I partied like it was 19.99.

My mate Gavin died after ODing on heartburn medication. I couldn't believe it...

Gavisgon...

Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is?

They don't fancy each other.

Haha love these !!

Reply 37

username2769500

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I remember hearing a joke which had a great punch line which I had forgotten for some time. Well, I was playing frisbee in the park earlier, and then it hit me.

Reply 38

Recont

16

Bear was walking in a forest and saw burning vehicle. Got into that vehicle and burned down.

ha-ha-ha. not funny.

PLEASE share your funniest jokes with me !!

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