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Odd that this is never mentioned in those cringeworthy trainee profiles they distribute in the recruitment literature.. 
No, but it's something to look foward to, nonetheless.
Yuck, no! I would prefer a partner to an earnest 20 year old any day..
So would I, but I actually meant doing the sleazing.
kalokagathia
Odd that this is never mentioned in those cringeworthy trainee profiles they distribute in the recruitment literature..
"Michael is currently enjoying his third seat in corporate finance. Here's what he has to say: 'I love the really long hours and the chance to work on the absolute top of the range photocopying machines and coffee percolators: the resources here are amazing. I haven't seen daylight for about three weeks now but I really appreciate the efforts the firm has gone to in order to minimise my risk of skin cancer. I did a vacation scheme here a couple of years ago and loved it. Now I'm a trainee, I'm particularly looking forward to making drunken advances on an unsuspecting female vac schemer after 4 jugs of Pimms in Exchange Square. Personally, I think my combination of ill-fitting suit, palid skin and laughable conversation skills make me a sure fire winner with the ladies"
chalks
"Michael is currently enjoying his third seat in corporate finance. Here's what he has to say: 'I love the really long hours and the chance to work on the absolute top of the range photocopying machines and coffee percolators: the resources here are amazing. I haven't seen daylight for about three weeks now but I really appreciate the efforts the firm has gone to in order to minimise my risk of skin cancer. I did a vacation scheme here a couple of years ago and loved it. Now I'm a trainee, I'm particularly looking forward to making drunken advances on an unsuspecting female vac schemer after 4 jugs of Pimms in Exchange Square. Personally, I think my combination of ill-fitting suit, palid skin and laughable conversation skills make me a sure fire winner with the ladies"
Hot.
Chalks 
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