Supermarket Sing Song

Here's one for the vegan activists: 'Lidl Donkey'. A song about celebrating that first Christmas journey by eating the animal that carried Mary to the stable.

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Original post by Good bloke

Here's one for the vegan activists: 'Lidl Donkey'. A song about celebrating that first Christmas journey by eating the animal that carried Mary to the stable.

do you need help packing ?

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Aldi Young Dudes

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Little Deuce Co-Op

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Jumpin' Jack's Flash

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Another one for the animal rights activists, famously sung by Frankie Lane as the signature tune of Clint Eastwood's first claim to fame TV programme:

Roiling, rolling, rolling
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rolling
Tesco.

Rain and wind and weather
Hell bent for leather
Wishing my gal was by my side

All the things I'm missin'
Good victuals, lovin', kissin'
Are waiting at the end of my ride

Move 'em on, head' em up
Head 'em up, move' em on
Move 'em on, head' em up
Tesco

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
Tesco

Keep moving, moving, moving
Though they're disapproving
Keep them doggies moving
Tesco

Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, throw and brand 'em
Soon we'll be living high and wide

My heart calculatin'
My true love will be waitin'
Be waiting at the end of my ride
Move 'em on, head' em up
Head 'em up, move' em on
Move 'em on, head' em up
Tesco

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
Tesco

Move 'em on, head' em up
Head 'em up, move' em on
Move 'em on, head' em up
Tesco

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
Tesco

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here is a list of Supermarkets past & present to inspire you....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_supermarket_chains_in_the_United_Kingdom

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Original post by Good bloke

Another one for the animal rights activists, famously sung by Frankie Lane as the signature tune of Clint Eastwood's first claim to fame TV programme:

Roiling, rolling, rolling
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rolling
Tesco.

Rain and wind and weather
Hell bent for leather
Wishing my gal was by my side

All the things I'm missin'
Good victuals, lovin', kissin'
Are waiting at the end of my ride

Move 'em on, head' em up
Head 'em up, move' em on
Move 'em on, head' em up
Tesco

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
Tesco

Keep moving, moving, moving
Though they're disapproving
Keep them doggies moving
Tesco

Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, throw and brand 'em
Soon we'll be living high and wide

My heart calculatin'
My true love will be waitin'
Be waiting at the end of my ride
Move 'em on, head' em up
Head 'em up, move' em on
Move 'em on, head' em up
Tesco

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
Tesco

Move 'em on, head' em up
Head 'em up, move' em on
Move 'em on, head' em up
Tesco

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
Tesco

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Then we have another nostalgic ditty:

Morrisons, Morrisons, riding through the glen
Morrisons, Morrisons, with their band of men
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
Morrisons, Morrisons, Morrisons

They called the greatest shoppers to a shop upon the green
They vowed to help the people of the King
They handled all the trouble on the English shopping scene
And still found plenty of time to sing

Chorus

They came to Sherwood shopping with a 5p plastic bag
A supermarket looking for a fight
Their aisle was always ready and they kept their fridges clean
And used them to fight for what was right

Chorus

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Original post by Good bloke

Then we have another nostalgic ditty:

Morrisons, Morrisons, riding through the glen

Morrisons, Morrisons, with their band of men
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
Morrisons, Morrisons, Morrisons

They called the greatest shoppers to a shop upon the green
They vowed to help the people of the King
They handled all the trouble on the English shopping scene
And still found plenty of time to sing

Chorus

They came to Sherwood shopping with 5p plastic bag
A supermarket looking for a fight
Their aisle was always ready and they kept their fridges clean
And used them to fight for what was right

Chorus

you always give good value for money bloke

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you always give good value for money bloke

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I aim to please. You have to love a good bit of wordplay.

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Where do you buy your meatloaf?

And I go anywhere for loaf
I'd run right into hell and back
I would go anywhere for loaf
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now
Oh no, no way
And I would go anywhere for loaf
Oh I would go anywhere for loaf, but I won't go to Jack's
No, I won't go to Jack's

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I see a little silhouetto of a man
Ocado, Ocado, will you sell me a mango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Marks and Spencer) Marks and Spencer, (Marks and Spencer) Marks and Spencer, Marks and Spencer
Iceland is magnifico

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Ocado! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go

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(In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets girl here's what they say)

When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's in Bejam
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's in Bejam
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's in Bejam
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's in Bejam

(When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's in Bejam
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's in Bejam
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella, lucky fella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool)
That's in Bejam
(When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli)
That's in Bejam
Bejam, that's in Bejam

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Ol' Blue Eyes has a soft spot for his favourite peddler of comestibles:

Why do I do just as you say
Why must I just give you your pay
Why do I buy
Why don't I try to forget

It Asda be you
It Asda be you
I wandered around
And finally found
The somebody who
Could make me be true

And could make me be blue
And even be glad
Just to be sad
Thinking of you

Some stores that I've seen
Might never sell beans
Might never stock thyme
Or confuse it with lime
Or avocado

For nobody else
Gave me a thrill
With all your faults
I love you still
It Asda be you
Wonderful you
It Asda be you

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