What British Men Want

Dr. Unk

I think that was an excuse so she didn't have to see yours. :indiff:

Are you DrUnk?

But she loved going down there, she used to call it "heaven". She'd still do her stuff down there just not touch the precious, brown balls. If anything, she'd find any excuse to see them. It's a picturesque view :yep:

Heila

Actually, I have read Nuts before. Biggest load of crap I ever saw in my life. The jokes were ****, the stories were ****ed up. Nuts = Mind****

That's true. Nuts is for losers. They don't know what men nor women want. I know what women want...the central heating turned up.

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Harry_Plonker

People who read nuts, need to grow a pair of nuts.

They can get cheaper porn on the tinternet.

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Mastermind`

That's true. Nuts is for losers. They don't know what men nor women want. I know what women want...the central heating turned up.

I'm not convinced at all.
You so obviously read Nuts. It's written all over your one-liners :tongue:

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Heila

I'm not convinced at all.
You so obviously read Nuts. It's written all over your one-liners :tongue:

I don't know what you're talking about. What one-liners?

Errrm..erm...Did you just fart? 'cause you blew me away! :wink:

Reply 44

Mastermind`

I don't know what you're talking about. What one-liners?

Errrm..erm...Did you just fart? 'cause you blew me away! :wink:

Haha, I wish I hadn't used my rep for today already. That deffos would've earned you some.

Reply 45

Heila

Haha, I wish I hadn't used my rep for today already. That deffos would've earned you some.

Gentlemen, here is the evidence that chat-up lines do work. :yep:

Pulled.

Reply 46

Mastermind`

Gentlemen, here is the evidence that chat-up lines do work. :yep:

Pulled.

Yeah...sure....what's my location, Mastermind?

Reply 47

Heila

Yeah...sure....what's my location, Mastermind?

In your wet dreams.

Spoiler

Reply 48

Hahahar, I almost fell off my bed, I laughed so hard....

Reply 49

Svenssen

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Heila

What you said about drinking pints and a full english in the morning was such a British stereotype, one could only wonder if one read Nuts...

I don't read Nuts. Although my eyes have briefly looked upon the front cover on various occasions, mainly in petrol stations whilst waiting in the queue.

By the way what has reading nuts got to do with making a comment about British men, their women and breakfast? I am European if you had not already noticed.

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Svenssen

I don't read Nuts. Although my eyes have briefly looked upon the front cover on various occasions, mainly in petrol stations whilst waiting in the queue.

By the way what has reading nuts got to do with making a comment about British men, their women and breakfast? I am European if you had not already noticed.

Yeah...it was a joke.

Reply 51

Svenssen

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Yeah... and so was my initial post :P

Reply 52

Svenssen

Yeah... and so was my initial post :P

I'm so confused now that I am just gonna walk away from the laptop in a shameful fashion. :yep:

Reply 53

QI Elf

Mastermind`

True, I guess. There's a bit of a stripper in every woman. :yep:

Certainly not in me, thank you very much.
I don't even like undressing when there is only me in my room. If my mirror ever caught sight of me in a state of undress I fear it would either weep or shatter...not sure which yet!

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naivesincerity

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bob6k

If you're going on zoo and nuts, we all want abi titmus happyslapping a pensioner while driving a ferrari enzo........

I may well rep that. :smile:

Reply 55

QI Elf

Certainly not in me, thank you very much.
I don't even like undressing when there is only me in my room. If my mirror ever caught sight of me in a state of undress I fear it would either weep or shatter...not sure which yet!

Ha! We are in the same state of mind on the stripping front, I think. I like my body, I just don't see the need to remove clothes unnecessarily :biggrin:

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