Songs that make you horny

Anything by Serge Gainsbourg, perverted genius as he was. Especially the mindblowing Melody Nelson album, of which this is track one.

rofl. just be quiet. I can hadrly remember the last time I had to laugh like that. I love British humor but it is not that appreciated in Germany. I got to know that. confident man, who knows what he wants..... yeah but how to get it if you look like him with a dead rat over his lips?

My translation would be "suck my big carrot". I can´t take this seriously because it is just funny. btw it was a guy looking like amazing Sexbomb Gunter.

Talking of Cyndi Lauper I always found her quite sexy.

This is one of those songs that girls like to have sex to.



But I'd have sex to it too because I like Cyndi and I like these types of women.

Like this.



And definitely this.

It's not? What is German humour like then?

Wow. Yeah if a guy said "Suck my big carrot" I'd be like ... what?

At least I'd get my five a day, if you know what I mean

German humour? are you kidding? this is a paradoxe. :P I think German humour is very simple like farting or usual clichees to work on stage. I don´t like it. I prefer the British humour. Little Britain is so cool!

wow. five a day. not that bad. better than gunther´s results of 5 years.

oh, I love Hungry eyes. forgot the singer but I love it.

I know what's in my hand but it ain't China

Don't push too far...

The 80s was such a goldmine for erotic music!

I was referring to my computer mouse.

I can stroke it all night along.

Another one from the same mould, for a post coital chillout with a cup of tea. (Or, 'the interval'.)

Yeah I know. Sometimes mine gets jammed and I have to rub the ball underneath to clear it.