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Make it More Weighing-ey !!

So in the US& A the 29th of December is National "Get on the Scales" Day :yep:

Let us make some heavyweight puns to celebrate :h::

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Reply 1
strictly speaking pounds, kilos, tons and that are measures of MASS.... but we shall turn a blind eye :captain:
Reply 2
Pennyweight - The Beatles

Stoney Moronie - Larry Williams

I Gram, I said - Neil Diamond
Reply 3
ScaleHouse Rock
Reply 4
Original post by Joinedup
Pennyweight - The Beatles

Stoney Moronie - Larry Williams

I Gram, I said - Neil Diamond

:woo: hehehe you know da weigh :thrasher:

3 x ww:chicken:d

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3 x Oscar

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3 x BM+C

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FM

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the people of Carat are lovin' it :h::

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Mesye,
demen aswè nou pral òganize konpetisyon gato anyèl nou an
nan sant lwazi Baron Samedi.
Tanpri pote pa plis pase de gato plen gwosè
oswa mwatye yon douzèn gato fe ak sa.
Premye pri a pral yon semèn vakans nan Repiblik Dominikèn.
Dezyèm pri a pral de semèn la.
Si ou ta renmen patisipe jis ale nan resepsyon an
epi yon ti koze ak gwo Mirlande.
Frè antre a se 218 goud ki gen ladann yon chapo kado
ak non ou sou ak yon ti sak konkonm lanmè.
Tout gato yo dwe konsève pa komite òganizatè a
epi distribye bay moun ki nan nesesite yo nan moman apwopriye.


Wensly Jeffro Wilbert Fenelon

Adjwen Asistan Komisyonè pou gato ak sa

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Reply 5
Original post by Cote1
ScaleHouse Rock

:rave: Cote1 has entered the building. Uh Huh Huh :girl:

ww:chicken:d

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Oscar

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RFHGM

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Reply 6
1 cwt - Quincy Jones
Reply 7
Original post by Joinedup
1 cwt - Quincy Jones

:woo: good one Sire ! :thrasher:

there are a hundred ways i could reward you....

ww:chicken:d

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Oscar

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FM

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Reply 8
Kilo Queen - Queen

Ton-ight - Blondie

Heaven Can Weight - Meatloaf

BOunce - Pet Shop Boys

Newton You - Calvin Harris
Reply 9
Paperweight - Genesis :unsure:
Reply 10
Original post by Surnia
Kilo Queen - Queen

Ton-ight - Blondie

Heaven Can Weight - Meatloaf

BOunce - Pet Shop Boys

Newton You - Calvin Harris

:rave: these are 24 carat puns Ma'am :girl:

5 x ww:chicken:d

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5 x Oscar

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5 x HGM

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Ashes for #1

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JRT for #3

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Nobel Prize for Weighty Wordplay :congrats:

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the people of Carat are spilling their Crémasse :afraid:

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Medam,
petèt ou te pèdi mouchwa ou a ?
Gwo Ginette ti fi konk la jwenn youn
byen bonè maten an dèyè boneyard la.
Se te kote yon mesye.
Si ou ta renmen rekipere atik sa a
jis pòp ansanm nan resepsyon ak gen
yon chat sekrè ak gwo Rachelle.
Li ap okipe li nan kofr espesyal li a,
ansanm ak anpil lòt dekorasyon tradisyonèl yo,
enstriman mizik ak konkonb lanmè a chante.
Petèt ou ta prefere retire tach yo
soti nan mouchwa ou anvan ou itilize li an piblik ankò?
Jis mande gwo R pou yon prete nan espre 2-an-1 Pledge™ li
ak gwosè fanmi brillo pad la.


Lucson Wisly Thelemaque

Adjwen Manadjè Asistan nan bagay ki manke ak sa

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Reply 11
Original post by Joinedup
Paperweight - Genesis :unsure:

:woo: nice one Sir J ! :thrasher:

ww:chicken:d

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Oscar

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BM+C

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DP

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