Make it More Weighing-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 29th of December is National "Get on the Scales" Day :yep:

Let us make some heavyweight puns to celebrate :h:

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Reply 1

the bear

strictly speaking pounds, kilos, tons and that are measures of MASS.... but we shall turn a blind eye :captain:

Reply 2

Joinedup

Pennyweight - The Beatles

Stoney Moronie - Larry Williams

I Gram, I said - Neil Diamond

ScaleHouse Rock

Original post by Joinedup

Pennyweight - The Beatles

Stoney Moronie - Larry Williams

I Gram, I said - Neil Diamond

hehehe you know da weigh :thrasher:

3 x ww

3 x Oscar

3 x BM+C

the people of Carat are lovin' it :h:

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Mesye,
demen aswè nou pral òganize konpetisyon gato anyèl nou an
nan sant lwazi Baron Samedi.
Tanpri pote pa plis pase de gato plen gwosè
oswa mwatye yon douzèn gato fe ak sa.
Premye pri a pral yon semèn vakans nan Repiblik Dominikèn.
Dezyèm pri a pral de semèn la.
Si ou ta renmen patisipe jis ale nan resepsyon an
epi fè yon ti koze ak gwo Mirlande.
Frè antre a se 218 goud ki gen ladann yon chapo kado
ak non ou sou ak yon ti sak konkonm lanmè.
Tout gato yo dwe konsève pa komite òganizatè a
epi distribye bay moun ki nan nesesite yo nan moman apwopriye.

Wensly Jeffro Wilbert Fenelon

Adjwen Asistan Komisyonè pou gato ak sa

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Reply 5

the bear

Original post by Cote1

ScaleHouse Rock

Cote1 has entered the building. Uh Huh Huh :girl:

Oscar

RFHGM

1 cwt - Quincy Jones

Original post by Joinedup

1 cwt - Quincy Jones

good one Sire ! :thrasher:

there are a hundred ways i could reward you....

ww :chicken:

Oscar

Reply 8

Surnia

Kilo Queen - Queen

Ton-ight - Blondie

Heaven Can Weight - Meatloaf

BOunce - Pet Shop Boys

Newton You - Calvin Harris

Reply 9

Joinedup

Paperweight - Genesis :unsure:

Reply 10

the bear

Original post by Surnia

Kilo Queen - Queen

Ton-ight - Blondie

Heaven Can Weight - Meatloaf

BOunce - Pet Shop Boys

Newton You - Calvin Harris

these are 24 carat puns Ma'am :girl:

5 x ww

5 x Oscar

5 x HGM

Ashes for #1

JRT for #3

Nobel Prize for Weighty Wordplay :congrats:

the people of Carat are spilling their Crémasse :afraid:

Medam,
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Reply 11

the bear