Junk in the trunk or a rack upfront?

Fussy much?

Thought you 'rate' arses?

And no, not making that mistake again.

I do enjoy a nice bum every now and then. But boobs win (as long as they aren't saggy...are yours saggy?)

I will post my pic then I don't know if you can handle me though, Ali, I might be a little bit too sexy for you.

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No, they're just generally awesome.

O BBY.

I will be the judge of that

You and I should go and get some pie some time.

I agree with the face being far the most important thing.

But after that, it's definitely the arse which is most important. I mean, you don't make love to her boobs do you (apart from during novelty sex acts).

I couldn't live without my boobs or my bum... haha

You're missing out on some vital titty f**ks my friend.

>implying titty ****s are good for anything

feels worse than a vagina for both parties - especially the woman, possessing no erogenous points in her cleavage. you're one hell of a useless whore.

I tend to put "A pretty face" at the top of my list of requirements:

Indeed you will.

Porn has ruined the word forever.

they need to have the correct bone structure. prominent shoulders, long collar bones. the elbow should be quite pointy but the kneecaps flat. it is of the utmost importance that the neck be long and slender, though not terrifyingly diplodicus long. muscles are also important. calves should be prominent and toned, and accompanied by thighs that are thrice the average diameter of the calf. biceps should be well developed but not veiny and forearms should be proportionately sized. the ass should be round, firm and not large, though the size matters not as long as it doesn't wobble all over the place like some of these black creatures you see on television programmes and bad porn videos. the face is of great importance. a straight, small nose and blue, grey or green eyes are necessary. lips should be thin and not sluttily coated in lipstick - oh, and any of that yellow-orange-redindian spectrum make-up is an immediate turnoff. in fact, just avoid makeup. if you lack true beauty, there is little point seeking to obtain it through adding coloured crap to your face. what else? oh, shoulder blades - they need to poke out. basically, minimal body fat, a degree of toning and if you're below 5'2" i am afraid you need not compete.

You have no knowledge of anatomy then, as it can actually feel quite nice.