"So no one told you, you'd spend so much time on TSRrrrrrrrr,
your grade's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOAaaaaa,
It's like you're always stuck on the interneeeeet,
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your yeaaaaar,
but"TSR'll be there for youuuu
"Oh wait, that sounds familiar.
My head hurts too much to make it all rhyme.