We're all job stealing gypsies who live in medieval villages and drink vodka and soup all day.
We are lazy.
We shout when talking.
We don't fancy learning foreign languages ("pa' qué, si hablamos ya castellano").
We eat paella all day long.
We all like bull-fighting (this is ironic because Catalan government wants to make it illegal in Catalonia right now).
We dance sevillanas, and we like them.
We feel inferior to Europe.
We don't like the fact of the massive immigration Spain's been experiencing for the last few years.
We sleep siesta.
We all love ham. (Most do, but e.g. I hate ham.)
We are a united country (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha).
We are the least patriotic people I've ever known.
Except the last one, all of them are false, I reckon. (Well, most of us shout sometimes, but not as loud as in other countries, I believe.)
If I can think of more, I'll put them in here.
They drink Umbongo
That everyone drinks guiness..
Fyi, i hate guiness :£
all Greeks are lazy and try to steal money :/
I find it irritating how people look down on you if you want to be rich and "make a lot of money". You work hard, you play hard is what i say.
Tea and Crumpets. Generally lazy and stupid. Lame workers. A country that went from all to nothing. Yeh that's us.
That we have polar bears and always snows. We are always drunk and we have something in common with Russia (not true at all).
This is from Finland...
Some people seem to think every chinese person knows kung fu... at least that's the impression i got when i first started primary school and all the boys would be asking me about jackie chan and jet li etc
tallyho chaps, chocks away, what what what.
That we all speak Welsh.
That there's a sheep for everyone.
We have no electricity/only found fire last week/cars are run a la The Flintstones.