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    (Original post by Amanda)
    I can't find my hair brush. I'm going to die.

    I'm bored.
    Randomness is my middle name along with Archibald
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    (Original post by Billistic)
    Why front like you don't love my slanguage?
    That person was right, you are a weird one.
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    (Original post by Billistic)
    Randomness is my middle name along with Archibald
    That's a sexy name.
    :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    That person was right, you are a weird one.
    Far from it...

    Will you marry me and father my children?
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    That's a sexy name.
    :rolleyes:
    It is...you wouldn't believe the amount of girls I've picked up just by saying my middle name
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    (Original post by Billistic)
    Far from it...

    Will you marry me and father my children?
    Absolutely baby. Too bad I'm too young to marry! Mwhahaha!
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    Absolutely baby.
    This sparring amuses me somewhat...
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    Absolutely baby. Too bad I'm too young to marry! Mwhahaha!
    Ewwwwwww...I bet you're like 12 right?
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    That person was right, you are a weird one.
    I told you.
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    Actually, I would never want to marry and have children with a 54-year-old bald man with an addiction to porn and a bad attitude.
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    (Original post by visesh)
    I told you.
    Thanks for the warning!
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    (Original post by Billistic)
    Ewwwwwww...I bet you're like 12 right?

    Do I look 12!? No actually I'm 11... kidding!!!

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    (Original post by Billistic)
    Far from it...

    Will you marry me and father my children?
    How the **** can "she" "father" your children?
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    Actually, I would never want to marry and have children with a 54-year-old bald man with an addiction to porn and a bad attitude.
    Actually you're wrong...

    I'm a 76yr old African midget recently released from the circus after the Bearded Woman broke the marriage settlement and had an affair with the elephant..

    Get your facts straight lil'un
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    (Original post by visesh)
    How the **** can "she" "father" your children?
    SMH @ idiots...

    You mad?
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    (Original post by Billistic)
    Actually you're wrong...

    I'm a 76yr old African midget recently released from the circus after the Bearded Woman broke the marriage settlement and had an affair with the elephant..

    Get your facts straight lil'un
    That turns me on.

    Lil'un? I could beat you up in 2 seconds!!
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    That turns me on.

    Lil'un? I could beat you up in 2 seconds!!
    Only if you had a metal spork
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    (Original post by visesh)
    How the **** can "she" "father" your children?
    Billistic is female and I broke into a sperm bank.
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    (Original post by Billistic)
    Only if you had a metal spork
    Or my fist.
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    (Original post by Amanda)
    Billistic is female and I broke into a sperm bank.
    Oh dear, I think he's contagious.
 
 
 
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