The African Society Part VII

Your future

Lmfao, is Zinfandel white or rose? MANNNN, I want to drink ffs. Why are you drinking?

I'm ok, fell a few minutes ago cuz of my dickhead of a brother, though. I was sweeping the floor and he stretched his leg out on purpose so that I'd fall just cuz I threw a shoe at him.

Rose. I always like to crack open a bottle before a night out. Oh my days, so eventful. Had to go to the police station today to give a statement. They made me feel so important. Some guy was hitting this bird, and I was drunk enough to tell him to stop.

And that Mexican place....was alright. Caned a bitta tequila like.
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Wait, so why were you called to make a statement? Because you got into a fight with the guy you told to stop? Confuzzlement.

I love Tequila How drunk did you get?

I called the police before approaching him innit. I thought he was going to kill me. And nah, no fight. Just words. Anything to make him stop, the girl was pretty sxc.

Quite a bit. I feel like **** today.

Waaaait, so you saw a guy hitting on a girl and you called the police?? Or was she struggling/seem scared?

Ahhh yeah, I'm so jelly you went out

Waaaait, so you saw a guy hitting on a girl and you called the police?? Or was she struggling/seem scared?

Ahhh yeah, I'm so jelly you went out

lmao, hitting her.. not hitting ON her.

I'm not going to drink anytime soon now.

OMG! good, I'd have chucked my shoes at him or something bastard.


looool of course you are, tbh.

When I saw them, I was like.. "hang about, this is wrong. Only husbands are allowed to hit their wives. "

rofl, might give booze a miss on the 30th tbh.

LOOL ahah wow, so did she seem really upset etc.? and what did the police say? OMGOMG TELL ME EVERYTHING


I might not even be coming on the 30th

It all happened really quickly innit. She was pretty shocked, but thankfully there was no facial damage. What idiot still continues when he knows the police are coming.

No, you're defo attending the meet 'n' greet.

Ohh what a dick. Was she very grateful?




I MIGHT NOT BE, TBH.

She did say thanks but went away quickly. Can't really blame her, but a shagreward wouldn't have hurt.

W0T, WAI?

Haha, did you have to go to the station this morning - as in after sleeping - or before you got home?


Andandand I dunno

After sleeping. So tired though, not had proper sleep.

You're coming.

GET A ROOM hurrhurr

Ohhh right, did they intimidate you?

Yeah, I am