I'm an amateur footballer, ask me anything!

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Have you ever took a pint of cider and a Snickers bar into a pub toilet then unwrapped the Snickers & put it into the cider and left it there for an hour then came out of the toilet with it, everyone heaves then you bet your pals you'd eat it and drink it for £50?
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What position do you play?
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...No!
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(Original post by Wilfred Little)
Have you ever took a pint of cider and a Snickers bar into a pub toilet then unwrapped the Snickers & put it into the cider and left it there for an hour then came out of the toilet with it, everyone heaves then you bet your pals you'd eat it and drink it for £50?
Nope. Banter
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What position do you play?
I mainly play as a striker for my local team, but I can also play anywhere if needed. This season I have scored more goals than the whole Chelsea strike force combined:rofl:

25 goals. I bet Suarez can't bite that:teehee:
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Ever played for an academy? If so, who?
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Ever played for an academy? If so, who?
No, never. I was not good enough for academy. Amateur for life
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No, never. I was not good enough for academy. Amateur for life
Same Amateur's more of a laugh though
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How is it being an amateur footballer?
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Salary per year ?
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How is it being an amateur footballer?
Good and bad at the same time. Good as you can enjoy football anytime anywhere with mates and also get paid ok for it. Bad because you suck balls.
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Salary per year ?
60 pound per game. 2 games, one week day and one on the weekend. A light years away from what professional footballers are earning.
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Same Amateur's more of a laugh though
Do you get paid too?
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Do you enjoy bumming in the showers?
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I could do a RVP and get double pay...
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60 pound per game. 2 games, one week day and one on the weekend. A light years away from what professional footballers are earning.
That surely makes you a semipro?
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Do you enjoy bumming in the showers?
I shower in the corner where I'm less likely to get bummed.
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That surely makes you a semipro?
Barely.
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Do you get paid too?
I did last year, yeah. But I joined a different team this season and we only get given petrol costs.
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