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Why has Santa never got me anything?

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Original post by ChrisLay1
I'll stop now :tongue:



Santa will come for you I'm sure. :smile:
Original post by clh_hilary
I love potatoes!

I mean the fireworks.


no idea.. I used to live in the countryside, so its not exactly like there was many people to object..

+ make sure you are bad then between now and christmas, and hopefuully you will get potatoes too!

hmm, some other thoughts:

Do you leave a stocking out ready for him? that helps.. especially if its a home-made stocking.. and even better if you have a chimney..

If you dont have a chimney, maybe leave him a note telling him how to get in..

Maybe you should put some carrots or raindeer food on your roof?

Oh.. how could I forget! do you send him a letter? that helps... just adress it to santa at the north pole, stick it in a post-box, and the postman knows what to do..
The poll results are pretty condemning ):
Because you've been extremely naughty all your life. But don't worry. This can be easily fixed by Christmas this year, and he'll bring you all the presents you should have had throughout your life too! All you have to do is pick a stranger (perhaps a delightful, helpful one who is letting you know how to get Santa to bring you presents? :wink:) and give them a generous gift. Something around £5000 should do...
I hate to break this to you but Santa Claus is not real

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he no like you
You've been a naughty child of course, what else?

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Original post by cupcakes87
he no like you


I give that post a 10.
Original post by fallen_acorns


He sees you when your sleeping.


:perv:
Original post by ChrisLay1
I give that post a 10.



i dont have plus 10 rep :sad: but i hope you liked the 6! :biggrin:
Original post by cupcakes87
i dont have plus 10 rep :sad: but i hope you liked the 6! :biggrin:


I did XD we really have to stop meeting like this.
Original post by ChrisLay1
I did XD we really have to stop meeting like this.



:mmm:
He probably thinks as 'Hilary' you are related to Sir Edmund Hilary and could make the journey to Lapland yourself instead of waiting at home for him.
Yo promise me you won't spread my name on these forums its embarrassing for me:colonhash:.
(edited 9 years ago)
And I promise I won't annoy you anymore. I promise:yes:.
Original post by Mr.terror
Yo promise me you won't spread my name on these forums its embarrassing for me:colonhash:.


Idgaf man, Aph was the one that mentioned you.

We don't quote each other again, deal?

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So you and Aph are scared of me,now thats cool.
:wink:
:handshake:.
Cuz poor Santa was deprived of cookies and milk! The fatso needs his dose of sugar mate. :frown:

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