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Ask a guy who just opened his windows because of the smell of his own farts anything

room was getting really intense to the point where my mum is telling me she can smell it from her room while she's trying to sleep

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Reply 1

Wait, what?

Don't you like the smell of your own farts? Or are you ill?

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Reply 2

gonnagetrejected

Original post by Wait, what?

Don't you like the smell of your own farts? Or are you ill?

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i dont really mind being in a pool of my own farts because i get used to it to the point where i can't smell them anymore, the smell is really nasty when i leave my room for a bit and re enter. it smells like something's died in here

Reply 3

Stefano93

Do you sometimes catch your fart in your hand, then smell it?

Reply 4

gonnagetrejected

Original post by Stefano93

Do you sometimes catch your fart in your hand, then smell it?

no wtf that is disgusting

Reply 5

Justme:-)

Original post by gonnagetrejected

no wtf that is disgusting

He clearly doesn't need to catch it to smell it if it stinks out the whole room :smile:

Reply 6

Simes

Man up. Breathe deep.

This is vile.

just closed the windows. it still smells lol
what do i do?

Reply 9

TorpidPhil

Have you ever farted in the bath and caught the fart-bubble in the palm of your hand and braced yourself for a few seconds before you proceed to pop it with your very own nose and revel in the glorious smell that such an action produces?

Reply 10

JamesNeedHelp2

Original post by Stefano93

Do you sometimes catch your fart in your hand, then smell it?

Hahaha thats some next level stuff. You sir, are in a league of your own, RESPECT.

iM DEFFO, Going to try this.

Reply 11

channies

Original post by gonnagetrejected

just closed the windows. it still smells lol
what do i do?

The clear answer is to burp multiple times as this may cancel out the smell of the farts, creating a neutral scent

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Reply 12

channies

You been eatin beans, bruh??

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Reply 13

DedicatedWizard

This thread is hilarious 😂 *watches thread*

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Reply 14

Life_peer

I've just started laughing too hard for my liking given the stinky proposition. You shall be called the Fart Man henceforth! Also, try writing to Marvel – they'll make a film about you sooner or later (you might have to wait until Amazing Hyper Superb Spider Man part 34 and Avengers part 29 are done, but maybe you'll live long enough).