Klute
IS the worst club in europe.
http://wikitravel.org/en/Durham_(England)#DrinkIt was voted the second worst in a 1997 FHM poll. The titleholder was a club in Belgrade which subsequently burnt down, making Klute the
de facto "winner".
So there.
Admittedly, the £100,000 refurb has improved it (marginally), in that there are club-style lights rather than a single ultraviolet fluorescent tube and the walls I believe have been painted too (to cover over 40 years worth of sweat stains I'd imagine). The toilets have been refitted and the graffiti painted over. This reduces it to merely "an awful, awful place". Loveshack is a mediocre club, Fabric (in London) is a good club.
Quotes about Klute:
"Off the top of my head I can think of 10 places I'd rather be than here [Klute]. Nine of them are Circles of Hell." - Me
"I am never going to that place again" - J.Young
"Klute is ****, the music is worse than before" - DJ Fav commenting on this year's playlist.
"I have never been there and I never want to" - M.D. Colling (my college father).
"My [birth] parents met in Klute. This is something I would have been better off not knowing." - D.Simpson, local lad at UCL.
I may have paraphrased some of these, but as you'll see, they all convey the same sentiment of loathing. The only praise of Klute I've ever heard has either been from drunk people, or from people in a quasi-ironic "I love it" way.