Happy Birthday Blissy and Helenia!

Happy birthday both of you! Helenia, I assume you're turning 20? (no longer a teenager!). How old are you blissy? Hope you're both out tonight having fun.

Yes, I am 20 now. No escaping it, I will be off to buy a walking stick tomorrow.

See who excitable freshers are... You'd think they're the only people to have birthdays.

My birthday celebrations consisted of having dinner in the hall, then drinking real ale in the bar whilst discussing the issues of the day with a selection of my fellow finalists till 10pm; then retreating to my room for a few hours of revision.

Do you feel more responsible? Or still a teen at heart? What are you doing back in your room so early... Go out, get more drunk!

Of course I'm responsible. And Baz, I am the only person (apart from blissy) with a birthday - you don't want yours, so I shall steal it back.

I can't go out and get more drunk, I have an exam tomorrow but after that I will have finished so woooooooo! Time to go out and indulge in the Fresher-style behaviour that Baz despises, which will not involve real ale.

When you get to my age it's all downhill - another year closer to death, blah blah blah!

Freshers... makes my blood boil just thinking about them! And I'm preparing myself for life within the MCR, where port and ale are probable the standard beveridge. Not that I'm complaining!