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theaman
What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.
A mushroom walks into a bar. He sits next to a beautiful woman and tries to chat her up. He tries a few lines, and she replies "Get out of here, I don't want nothing to do with you!"
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They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.
A mushroom walks into a bar. He sits next to a beautiful woman and tries to chat her up. He tries a few lines, and she replies "Get out of here, I don't want nothing to do with you!"
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Fungi is the plural of fungus, therefore "a fungi" is grammatically incorrect. Sigh.
Zapsta
Fungi is the plural of fungus, therefore "a fungi" is grammatically incorrect. Sigh.
Jokes aren't supposed to be analysed!!!
Once agian Theaman, you have excelled yourself with your jokes
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You can negotiate with a terrorist.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
a dyslexic man walks into a bra....
Zapsta
I wonder if there's a site where you can just type in a few words and it'll generate a shit joke for you. Now that would be cool.
Well ther is a site that it can write an essay for you if you type in the title - the essays they give you are a bit of a laugh!!!
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whats the fastest thing in the world? an ethiopeon with a dinner ticket
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how do you get 1000000 ehtiopeons into a telephone booth? chuck a can of beans in there , how do you get them out again? run past with a tin opener
whats the fastest thing in the world? an ethiopeon with a dinner ticket
whats the fastest thing in the world? an ethiopeon with a dinner ticket
And why is receiving head from an Ethiopian so good?
They'll be sure to swallow.
(I don't usually get into these kind of jokes)
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