My hamster died :( The aftermath

ROFL If you weren't anonomous I would rep you that post was so hilarious Anyway it prob died of natural causes they are designed to be able to go without food for ages. New ones only cost about a fiver I think, I put bleach in my hamsters water bottle when I got bored of looking after it so it died then I though might as well get another one a year later as I was bored it cost about six quid I think.

Hamster store food and will eat, crumbs anything if they are hungry, im sure they can survive a week without food, they would be thin but are you sure it was only a week?? Im sure things that you are very fond of can be forgotten if they are at the back of your mind but still thats aweful!

Saruman, don't be mean you should like your hamster maybe get him out and spend a bit more time with him? You did choose him.

Hamster store food and will eat, crumbs anything if they are hungry, im sure they can survive a week without food, they would be thin but are you sure it was only a week?? Im sure things that you are very fond of can be forgotten if they are at the back of your mind but still thats aweful!

Saruman, don't be mean you should like your hamster maybe get him out and spend a bit more time with him? You did choose him.

It was probably a bit over a week. But last time I fed them they were fed a large wedge of cucumber. This big:

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When we found it dead it has poo all over it's ass, at first I thought it was wet tail but I was told that it bowels prob' emptied itself because of the death.

Why feed a hamster cucumber thats pretty retarded they eat nuts and seeds. Yeah and anyway the bleach thing was actually quite a good idea I watched it drink it to make sure it died quickly you have to boil it first to reduce it and make it more concentrated otherwise its pretty cruel IMO

Yeah or you could just get hold of some stronger stuff to start with. Anyway back to the point that its prob the cucumber that killed it as wild animals often eat themselves to death as the food supply would never reach that high in the wild and cucumber contains too much water.

Was it old?

Was it a big one or a dwarf one?

Was it in a drafty place? Or perhaps somewhere a bit too hot, like above heating pipes or near a radiator?