Whoah, chill out solo. He has some fair points; Imperial's not for everyone.
No, London is neither quaint nor friendly, but it
is vibrant and full of opportunities. You can pretty much do anything you want here (and if you can't, you sure wouldn't be able to do it in Cam), get anything you want at any time and go wherever you want (pretty much everywhere leads to London). Then there's all the industrial stuff, but like you said that's not for you so fair enough.
No, it's not cheap, but neither is Cam: in fact, it's one of the most expensive universities in the country. We also have the highest starting salary of any university in the UK to help you pay back the debt.
No, we don't have porters; we have wardens and security. They're not as fancily named but they do the same job. We also have a very good welfare/pastoral system in place so you're never alone. Moving out after the first year and doing without also encourages you to become more independent. Again, if that's not for you then fair enough.
No, we don't get afternoons off; we work hard, play hard. Not that you won't find it's any different at Cam, but we're made to work very hard throughout the week. It gives you a very good work ethic for the future and the real world, where you don't get afternoons off.
No, our buildings aren't gothic or made or stone (I believe the wiki says the back of Imperial looks like a council estate in Slough
), but at least there's a chance we have running water in them and we don't freeze to death in winter. (And it's not like you're going to be artistically starved if you're into architecture - you're in
London; architecture and museums/galleries abound).
No, we don't have the same international brand recognition among the layman than Cam, but we do hold the respect of anyone that matters. No firm/HR department worth its salt will be ignorant of Imperial or the reputation of its graduates.
People are different and have different qualities they look for in a university; some go for the buildings, some go for the lifestyle, some go for the teaching. None of which are wrong. Everyone is different and as such, not everyone is Imperial material.