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Reply 60
Dylan Moran: i want your babies :love:
John Mayer - Don't listen to Family Guy, keep playing music you legend of a guitar player :biggrin:

Maria Sharapova - Please do a Henin and retire. I've got a nice house up in Scotland we can stay at if you're interested :smile: Infact wait, scrap that, can I come to Florida?!

James Woods - Is it cold up there on your high horse?
Reply 62
amy winehouse: your a mess!
sylvester stallone: learn to talk, you plank.
Reply 63
Brad Pitt-put a stop on the ever-expanding bunch of kids.Don't follow everything that Jolie tells u to do.Anyways,U guys may not last very long as a couple.


Eva Longoria-Pls put on some weight.


Julia Roberts-U r ugly n overrated.
Reply 64
MSB
To Keira Knightley,
Hello.:redface:


wow, get in there MSB :wink:
ClivePounds
At first I thought this said massage, so the answer is Jessica Alba


I thought it said massage at first too, so Jared Leto, please.
Regarding a message...well, I would ask Jared Leto if I could give him a massage. :ninja:
Damnit thought it said massage....
Reply 67
21:13
I thought it said massage :biggrin: (I'd choose David Tennant :love: )


Hehehe me too :biggrin: no one else compares :love:
Reply 68
Shakira: When you come to the U.K please tour somewhere a little closer like Manchester, not just London.
Reply 69
I would massage megan fox
Reply 70
Going with massaging... Definitely Scarlet Johannson. Or (I'm such a typical lesbian teen its unbelievable) Shane from the L Word. :love:
Message: Jennifer Ellisson - I will pay what ever it takes :tongue:
Massage: See above.
Alexa Chung. :tongue:
Reply 73
Boris, please leave your wife and be with me
meenu89
Boris, please leave your wife and be with me


You can't *actually* be serious? :s-smilie:
meenu89
Boris, please leave your wife and be with me

wow it took me five mins to start writing this post from laughing!!

Boris Johnson!!!?? isnt he about 60 and fat? :biggrin:

i have never heard of anyone with a crush on him before!! i just dont understand how you could feel that way about him.. im a guy and can tell he isnt exactly a sex god.... :no: :zomg:
Reply 76
Mitch Hewer - You know you're gay, so here I am :smile:
Joe Pesci: I'm what counts out here..
Noel Fielding - How can I get hair like yours and be soo amazingly cool?
Julian Barret - I love your tash!
Morrissey - You are God!
Roger Daltrey - Adopt me!?
Peaches Geldof: Please, disappear down a hole now. You will fit in nicely with the sewer mutants. :woo:

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