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Make it More Circus-ey !!

So in the US& A the 3rd of April is American Circus Day :yay:

Let us make some audience-pleasing puns to celebrate :h:

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Trapeze-y Rider

Town & Clowns: A History of Cambridge University

The Long Good Lion Day
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A Clown Like Alice
Reply 3
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Trapeze-y Rider

Town & Clowns: A History of Oxford University :teehee:

The Long Good Lion Day

:rave: well played Ma'am :girl:

3 x ww:chicken:d

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Oscars for #1, &, #2 :rofl:

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HGM for overall artistic impression :congrats:

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the people of Carney are lovin' it, so they are :h:

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Mban,
b'fhéidir gur chaill do chuarán ?
D’aimsigh Aoife Mhór an cailín gabhar péire
go luath ar maidin taobh thiar den chlampán prátaí.
Bhíodar in aice le bean bhean.
Más mian leat na míreanna seo a fháil
buail isteach chuig an bhfáiltiú agus bíodh
comhrá discréideach le Róisín mór.
ag tabhairt aire dóibh ina cófra speisialta,
chomh maith le go leor earraí coisbheart traidisiúnta eile,
uirlisí ceoil agus an bradán amhránaíochta.
B'fhéidir gurbh fhearr leat na stains a bhaint
ó do chuarán sula bpléascfaidh arís iad?
Iarr ar Big R a spraeála Cillit Bang™ a thabhairt ar iasacht
agus an scuab scrobarnach dhaingean.

Gréagóir Proinnsias Mac Giolla na Naomh

Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta na rudaí atá ar iarraidh agus go

Ladies,
perhaps you have mislaid your cuarán ?
Big Aoife the goat girl found a pair
early this morning behind the potato clamp.
They were next to a lady's sparán.
If you would like to retrieve these items
just pop along to reception and have
a discreet chat with big Róisín.
She is looking after them in her special cupboard,
along with many other traditional footwear items,
musical instruments and the singing salmon.
Maybe you would prefer to remove the stains
from your cuarán before popping them on again ?
Just ask big R for a lend of her Cillit Bang™ spray
and the sturdy scrubbing brush.

Gréagóir Proinnsias Mac Giolla na Naomh

Deputy Assistant Manager of missing things and that
(edited 1 year ago)
Reply 4
Original post by Cote1
A Clown Like Alice


:rave: the crowd are roaring with laughter :girl:

ww:chicken:d

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Oscar

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HGM

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Juggler on the roof

Evidentley chicken clown - John Cooper Clark
Reply 6
Original post by Joinedup
Juggler on the roof

Evidently chicken clown - John Cooper Clark


:woo: you pun through the air with the greatest of ease Sir J ! :thrasher:

2 x ww:chicken:d

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2 x Oscar

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Fields Medal for #1 :congrats:

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Clownton Abbey
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Original post by hannychica
Clownton Abbey

:rave: hehehe this is splendid hanny :girl:

ww:chicken:d

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Oscar

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Rosalind Franklin Handsome Gold Medal for Lady Circus Wordplay :congrats:

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Unicycle emptiness - Manic Street Preachers
where's the live animals/exits
Clown of Midnight
Reply 12
Original post by Joinedup
Unicycle emptiness - Manic Street Preachers


:woo:there's lovely isn't it :thrasher:

ww:chicken:d

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Oscar

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Jules Rimet Trophy for Circus Wordplay :congrats:

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Reply 13
Original post by Alesha1991
Clown of Midnight

:rave: thank you so much for this Alesha :girl:

ww:chicken:d

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Oscar

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don't be a stranger now :h:
Reply 14
Original post by Joinedup
Unicycle emptiness - Manic Street Preachers

the people of Carney are spilling their Bushmills so they are :afraid:

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A dhaoine uaisle,
le do thoil téamh do Drisheen ar na radaitheoirí sa seomra feistis.
an maróg dhubh bhlasta seo dhochoiscthe ag cuileoga agus sin.
Go gairid eitilt na héin taobh istigh chun féasta ar na feithidí.
Sula fada go bhfuil iomlán pandemonium mar na héin
tussle lena chéile agus ionsaí na cuirtíní lena gcos pointy.
raibh ach an tseachtain seo caite dúirt Fionnuir mhór liom
gur ith roinnt traonach a cuid calóga arbhair agus í ag sileadh ar an mbealvedere.
Cén fáth nach bhfágann do Drisheen ag fáiltiú nuair a thagann tú?
cófra speisialta ag Eibhlín Mhór chun gach cineál maróg feola a théamh.

Lorcán Cathal Ó Duibheamhna

Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta téamh mias feola agus go

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