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Silly things you've overheard being said recently.

Reply 20

Botticello

20

LaurenFah

He did what??

her boyfriend went for a number 2 and showed her the poo stain on the paper.. :afraid:

I sat like this :indiff:

for a total of 20 minutes.

Reply 21

LaurenFah

14

Botticello

her boyfriend went for a number 2 and showed her the poo stain on the paper.. :afraid:

I sat like this :indiff:

for a total of 20 minutes.

I genuinely feel like retching.

No coco pops for me this morning!

Reply 22

HCD

16

Quite a few gems from last night. Shame I don't remember many, and many aren't suitable for TSR. :p:

Here's a classic:

Girl: "So are you Canadian? American?"
Guy with obvious American accent: "American, I'm from Vermont."
Girl: "So whereabouts in Canada are you from?"

Reply 23

herecomestrouble

14

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Reply 24

Spudder

2

I was sitting next to some dude called George at a bus stop, and he said "You'll never guess what some Iraqi bloke did to me the other day...."

Reply 25

Charlski

14

Citizen Zero

Little kid, about 7: "Mum, if Indians come from India, do lesbians come from lesbia?"
Mum: "..."

Made me smile.

Lesbos, in fact. It's a Greek island where the only female poet from the time of ancient Greece (Sappho) with surviving works lived. The name 'lesbian' stems from her, because not only was she writing poetry, which was a man's activity, but also much of it was quite homo-erotic. So... the kid was almost right :p:

Reply 26

IanDangerously

20

Mum: Oh, your watching the match, whats the score?
Me: 1-1
Mum: Really? To who?

She tries, bless her. :p:

Reply 27

Lampshade

12

Botticello

her boyfriend went for a number 2 and showed her the poo stain on the paper.. :afraid:

I sat like this :indiff:

for a total of 20 minutes.

I must do that one day.

Reply 28

Citizen Zero

13

Charlski

Lesbos, in fact. It's a Greek island where the only female poet from the time of ancient Greece (Sappho) with surviving works lived. The name 'lesbian' stems from her, because not only was she writing poetry, which was a man's activity, but also much of it was quite homo-erotic. So... the kid was almost right :p:

Ah yeah, the kid was almost right! It was just her mum's reaction of complete awkward silence that added to the funniness of it.

Reply 29

Kander

http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/gossip.html

This is the best and funniest link to this sorta thing.

Enjoy!

Reply 30

treasureBelle

15

Couple of guys on the bus saying about how great it would be to spend a while on the "Shipwrecked" islands (the reality show)... "there must be bare weed there." Fair enough, but then came the good bit: "Imagine if weed grew on trees... how big would the tree be?"
:biggrin:

lol

Reply 31

guitar1351

2

A really stupid girl in my tutor group:

'Palestine... ain't that in America?'

:shifty:

Reply 32

GodspeedGehenna

3

IanDangerously

Mum: Oh, your watching the match, whats the score?
Me: 1-1
Mum: Really? To who?

She tries, bless her. :p:

Haha awh, that's sweet.

In my lecture the other day, I heard:

"When she finished her test, she turned her paper over, the ******* bitch. How was i supposed to copy off her?"

Reply 33

happy-and-lost

10

On the Tube yesterday:

Bloke 1: Maybe I'll just buy him a butt plug.
Bloke 2: ...

Reply 34

guitar1351

2

Botticello

her boyfriend went for a number 2 and showed her the poo stain on the paper.. :afraid:

I sat like this :indiff:

for a total of 20 minutes.

ROFL!

Reply 35

chido

Some guy wen he asked out a girl at ma school and she sed..YEs..lol ..."Can i be your soup and you can be my steamy goodness.." *lol... XD..haha

Reply 36

SuspiciousMinds

I'm seriously not lying here, on the bus I heard a guy say to his friend 'did you hear that a black guy is the president of America now?'

His friend laughed at him. This was around 2 weeks ago.

Reply 37

guitar1351

2

SuspiciousMinds

I'm seriously not lying here, on the bus I heard a guy say to his friend 'did you hear that a black guy is the president of America now?'

His friend laughed at him. This was around 2 weeks ago.

Well when I was trying to explain the Presidential Race to a really dim girl in my PSHCE class a few weeks ago she replied back:

'But I thought that woman was gonna be president'

'That woman' being Sarah Palin ... :shifty:

Reply 38

SuspiciousMinds

guitar1351

Well when I was trying to explain the Presidential Race to a really dim girl in my PSHCE class a few weeks ago she replied back:

'But I thought that woman was gonna be president'

'That woman' being Sarah Palin ... :shifty:

Just goes to show how much attention that awful woman got.