blagging it

My mate whos 14 went into Asda one day and went to the counter with a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and the woman asked her how old she was and she said 21 and she believed her!

I got ID'd trying to buy fags once. I was in my school uniform and it was during lunchtime. The guy looked at my clothes and went "Are you at school?" and i said "Aye but i'm 16" and he goes "you sure? You wouldn't lie to me would you darlin?" and i said "Nope" and flashed a smile and he served me.

Ahh, the "are you sure?" ID system. A corner shop classic. I went into one at 15 to buy a half bottle of vodka and about 10 beers.

Bloke behind counter: "Are you 18?"
Me (red faced, sweating): "Err... umm... yeah..."
Bloke: "Are you sure?"
Me: "...yep?"
Bloke: "OK that'll be £15."

Heh. As if he'd ask me if I'm sure, and I'd just break down like "NO! OK OK you got it out of me I'm 15 "

i cant blag anything!its so shamefull!

2) Anyone know any REAL good forms of fake identification? I've seen a few people on here mentioning faking a passport by editing an old one, but how easy is that?

Any help would be appreciated.

Faking a passport to use as age verification ID is fairly easy with a good scanner/printer and some laminate. However, it's HIGHLY illegal. You will get into trouble if caught, probably more than a slap on the back of your hand even with a clean record...

I guess it's up to you if you're willing to take the risk. Just remember that you MIGHT get caught, you MIGHT get a criminal record for it, and that MIGHT damage your chances of getting certain jobs / into Uni. I would probably risk it, but only because I hate living completely within the law all the time. I mean you can get a record for copying a CD, or say, using a crack to activate windows XP - doesn't mean I haven't hypothetically done those things.

the bouncer scan smell fear!

Faking a passport to use as age verification ID is fairly easy with a good scanner/printer and some laminate. However, it's HIGHLY illegal. You will get into trouble if caught, probably more than a slap on the back of your hand even with a clean record...

borrow the ID of someone who looks a bit like you. I'm a bit stuck with this one tho, because I ahve red hair and don't know anyone who looks like me.

I've been to clubs before and been IDd everytime, tho arguing with them for a bit and attempting to appear genuinely gutted that I'd "forgotten" my ID seemed to help my case and I was eventually let in.

...is it because you're thick?

its true about the samll towns and fak id i live in a small town in cornwall and showed the bouncers my college id which had be changed using tranfers they let me in because i was a girl.the low cut top idea also works a treat lol
also if you go out with someone that is 18 its better i went out with my mate and she knew the bouncers if you act confident introduce yourself or talk to them they are more relaxed dunno bout cities tho i am just a country girl!

you go to a club with friends, you're 17
bouncers ask for ID

what do you say

how do you blag getting in, what do you say?

I have no trouble whatsoever. I'm 6'4, and fairly well built so i look comfortably older then 18. I thought i'd have trouble on New Years Eve though, becasue we was going to an over-21's party, but i had no trouble.

I just walk up confidently, and nod my head or whatever at the bouncers. No trouble whatsoever.

I have a problem though, and as seen as it's related i guess i'll ask for advice here:

I'm going to Bournemouth clubbing with a few mates for someones 18th next month, and i have a feeling i'm going to struggle. I have 2 questions:

1) Does anyone go clubbing in B'Mouth? If so, what's it generally like down there. Are they strict on ID or fairly relaxed? Anyone recommend any speciifc clubs that are relaxed on ID, yet a fairly decent place?

2) Anyone know any REAL good forms of fake identification? I've seen a few people on here mentioning faking a passport by editing an old one, but how easy is that?

Any help would be appreciated.

well apparently I look about 24 yet when I went to buy cigs the other day I got asked for ID! So I gave him my student card and he wouldn't accept it! I went into a rant about what kid did he know who was 15 and at uni. Then I showed him my engagement ring and said if I'm not over 16 then its illegal. And all he kept saying was 'sorry no passport'. Tell me who brings their passport to the corner shop?? I was very very annoyed.

how about not attempting these things until you are actually old enough?

the min. age thing isn't there for a joke u know...