Getting drunk quickly

Makes you even skinter, though. And smelly.

Is 'skinter' a word...?

Hm.....Funnilly enough. I was drinking Buckfast at the time.

the best and quickest way how to get drunk (i don't recommend it ) - drink a coctail (i had sex on the beach) and a beer - and drink it the way that - 1 sip of beer, 1 sip of coctail - beer - coctail etc. if it doesn't work have a few shots of tequila at the same time

consequences = disastrous

i think you're lookin for 'more skint', love...

My mate told me one night while we were drinking that if you shake your head quickly from side to side while swallowing alcohol it gets you drunk faster. We did it but i couldn't really tell if it worked so has anyone else heard of doing that and know if it really does work?

P.S This was a while ago before anyone accuses me of drinking after my vow of staying tee total.

if you want to get drunk quickly then the solution is to not eat before you drink, drink sugary drinks like wine/liquers anddrink a lot of them quickly.
MB

that will just make you sick

i heard poppers make you get drunk quicker... just be careful you don't get cerebral microhaemorrhage

cerebral microhaemorrhage :::and this is what exactly????

A slightly burst brain.

Bleeding in your brain. Never a good thing.

oh good another need money thread concerning idiot behavoiur