HELP!!! I need to find or earn £3 within the next couple hours!!!!?

1. Break into a house with children.
2. Go upstairs to the child's bedroom & .... steal his/her teddy bear (lets call him Mr. Cuddles)
3. Leave bits of Mr. Cuddles fluffy insides on the child's bed & floor.
3. Leave a ransom note telling the child to meet you outside a sweet shop with the money.
4. If the child does not come the resort to step 5 (drastic times call for drastic measures)

5. Take a picture of Mr. Cuddles tied to a chair with a blindfold & ketchup running down his neck & put it in the letterbox.

Or you could just go round you neighbours asking for a pound/fifty pence. But fun would that be eh?

(edited 13 years ago)

Reply 21

Nashy19

15

Walk around picking up the change people throw on the floor...

Reply 22

lilzoldier

14

Original post by Ree-Shay

1. Break into a house with children.
2. Go upstairs to the child's bedroom & .... steal his/her teddy bear (lets call him Mr. Cuddles)
3. Leave bits of Mr. Cuddles fluffy insides on the child's bed & floor.
3. Leave a ransom note telling the child to meet you outside a sweet shop with the money.
4. If the child does not come the resort to step 5 (drastic times call for drastic measures)

5. Take a picture of Mr. Cuddles tied to a chair with a blindfold & ketchup running down his neck & put it in the letterbox.

Or you could just go round you neighbours asking for a pound/fifty pence. But fun would that be eh?

haha thats funny :smile:

Reply 23

spazman21

OP

12

Original post by psychocustard

I think you should perhaps be more concerned at the fact that you can't rustle up £3 somehow, without resorting to begging :/

Look, I'm in a ****ed up situation... it's to do with drugs.

I'm not even at home.

Reply 24

KissMyArtichoke

11

I will give you £3 if you remove that horrible picture from your sig :biggrin:

Reply 25

racaha

Offer to do a job like walk a neighbours dog or something.

Reply 26

RyanT

15

Original post by Ree-Shay

1. Break into a house with children.
2. Go upstairs to the child's bedroom & .... steal his/her teddy bear (lets call him Mr. Cuddles)
3. Leave bits of Mr. Cuddles fluffy insides on the child's bed & floor.
3. Leave a ransom note telling the child to meet you outside a sweet shop with the money.
4. If the child does not come the resort to step 5 (drastic times call for drastic measures)

5. Take a picture of Mr. Cuddles tied to a chair with a blindfold & ketchup running down his neck & put it in the letterbox.

Or you could just go round you neighbours asking for a pound/fifty pence. But fun would that be eh?

lol

Step 6: Get your mug pasted over the front page of the daily mail.

Reply 27

no-fat-chicks

5

Original post by spazman21

Look, I'm in a ****ed up situation... it's to do with drugs.

I'm not even at home.

How about the ingenious idea of bagging up some flour and selling it to a 15 year old as cocaine haha I bet it'd work

Reply 28

Arekkusu

16

I dunno... give someone half a blowjob?

Reply 29

Eri246

2

Look underneath your bed, all zipped up pockets, bottom of all your bags...GOOD LUCK

Reply 30

spazman21

OP

12

Original post by no-fat-chicks

How about the ingenious idea of bagging up some flour and selling it to a 15 year old as cocaine haha I bet it'd work

I wish I lived in an area where this was a possibility.

Reply 31

f00ddude

find 1 kitchen knife and something to cover face
go out to a high street
????
profit

i shouldnt have to explain the ????

Reply 32

SoulfulBoy

18

Original post by I'm_Unsafe.

Only solution is to whore yourself.

Or sit on a street corner and cry loudly til someone comes out to see what's happening. But it's dark and cold - might take a while. What's the £3 for if you don't mind my asking?

"Undereducated
Extra caffeinated
I just masturbated
Now I'm motivated" :sexface:

Reply 33

angrydanmarin

14

Original post by spazman21

Don't ask...

But I seriously need it. Any suggestions??

Should I ask kindly for some money on the street, or is that too demeaning?

Edit: I should add, I'm willing to hustle.

My friend made £20 in an hours 'work' begging.
But as you say, it feels demeaning. But who cares right? Your not gna see anyone you know, and if you do, you can explain your cunning plan!