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How can I get a loan for around 4-5 grand with no credit score?

I'm 18, and I intend to get a job over this summer. I want like 4-5 grand to get a nose job. How can I go about doing this?

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Reply 1

moonkatt

well, you can live with only one kidney.

Reply 2

faber niger

A nose job? The only way you're going to get hold of that much in your situation is by means of a bank job. Leave your nozzer alone.

Reply 3

lazy smurf

And people wonder why the credit crisis happened?

Reply 4

chrislpp

Cool, I want like 4-5 grand for loads of sweeties and I intend to get a job to pay it all back...pwomiss

Reply 5

Tesphena

Are you kidding? I'm 19 with a great credit score and I can't get a loan for a couple of hundred to put a deposit down on a flat.

Reply 6

lazy smurf

Original post by Tesphena

Are you kidding? I'm 19 with a great credit score and I can't get a loan for a couple of hundred to put a deposit down on a flat.

Its actually easier to loan more than a couple of grand than it is under £1000.

Silly I know, but c'est la vie.

Reply 7

el scampio

Get a credit card or two.

Drug testing :borat:

Loan shark.

He reserves the right to take one arm and/or leg as a security deposit, fully refundable on complete payment of debt.

Reply 10

Aphotic Cosmos

Original post by Nick Longjohnson

Loan shark.

He reserves the right to take one arm and/or leg as a security deposit, fully refundable on complete payment of debt.

The best sharks keep your limbs on ice so there's a chance of reattachment later.

Original post by Aphotic Cosmos

The best sharks keep your limbs on ice so there's a chance of reattachment later.

You've gotta pick em carefully :yep:

Reply 13

Sephiroth

You're either homosexual or a troll.

Reply 14

Dan3va

prostitution
drug smuggling
or trade in you current nose on the government trade in deal that gets you up to £2000 of your new nose

Reply 15

emeritus2011

Original post by Conor C

I'm 18, and I intend to get a job over this summer. I want like 4-5 grand to get a nose job. How can I go about doing this?

talk about cutting your nose to spite your face.. :biggrin:

Reply 16

Broderss

Go meet Jamal on the street corner at 6.

Reply 17

Planar

You could join the army, and then cry a lot. They might help you out.

Loan shark.

my mate dirty dave can sort you out

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