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Original post by kadiatuj0001
this is such a silly joke but
what do u call a British person who farts
what do u call a British person who farts
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this one was actually funny 😂😂
Original post by kadiatuj0001
this is such a silly joke but
what do u call a British person who farts
what do u call a British person who farts
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Lol 😂😂
Original post by fattyguen
this one was actually funny 😂😂
Original post by mnaureen
Lol 😂😂
im dead this was my not so funny joke
Original post by kadiatuj0001
im dead this was my not so funny joke
it acc made me giggle ideky 😂😂😂
Why were there no painkillers in the jungle???
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There was a man with a bad memory and his mum sent him into town to get a bun some lickerish and a clock.
He sets off into town and goes into the bakery and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any bums? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any bums but we've got some buns, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those. Next he goes into the lickerish shop and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any lickets? the man behind the counter says we haven't got any lickets but we've got some lickerish, the man with the bad memory says I'll have one of those. Last of all he goes into the clock shop and says have you got any cocks? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any cocks but we've got some clocks, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those.
He's on his way home an old woman at the bus stop asks him the time and he goes hold my bum and lick it while I get my c0ck out.
He sets off into town and goes into the bakery and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any bums? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any bums but we've got some buns, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those. Next he goes into the lickerish shop and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any lickets? the man behind the counter says we haven't got any lickets but we've got some lickerish, the man with the bad memory says I'll have one of those. Last of all he goes into the clock shop and says have you got any cocks? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any cocks but we've got some clocks, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those.
He's on his way home an old woman at the bus stop asks him the time and he goes hold my bum and lick it while I get my c0ck out.
(edited 3 years ago)
Original post by sarahlou572
There was a man with a bad memory and his mum sent him into town to get a bun some lickerish and a clock.
He sets off into town and goes into the bakery and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any bums? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any bums but we've got some buns, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those. Next he goes into the lickerish shop and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any lickets? the man behind the counter says we haven't got any lickets but we've got some lickerish, the man with the bad memory says I'll have one of those. Last of all he goes into the clock shop and says have you got any cocks? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any cocks but we've got some clocks, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those.
He's on his way home an old woman at the bus stop asks him the time and he goes hold my bum and lick it while I get my c0ck out.
He sets off into town and goes into the bakery and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any bums? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any bums but we've got some buns, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those. Next he goes into the lickerish shop and goes to the man behind the counter, have you got any lickets? the man behind the counter says we haven't got any lickets but we've got some lickerish, the man with the bad memory says I'll have one of those. Last of all he goes into the clock shop and says have you got any cocks? the man behind the counter goes we haven't got any cocks but we've got some clocks, the man with the bad memory goes I'll have one of those.
He's on his way home an old woman at the bus stop asks him the time and he goes hold my bum and lick it while I get my c0ck out.
HOLY ****
Original post by Nialler x
Why were there no painkillers in the jungle???
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Oh no please stay 😂
Original post by mnaureen
Oh no please stay 😂
Did you get my joke tho??
Original post by Nialler x
Why were there no painkillers in the jungle???
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I don't get it?
Original post by SuperiorPotato
I don't get it?
me neither
Original post by Nialler x
Did you get my joke tho??
NO BUT I TRIED
Original post by SuperiorPotato
I don't get it?
Original post by KelsieTaylor
me neither
Basically, paracetamol = parrots eat them all
Now do you get it???????
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