How do I find a girlfriend if I’m not funny despite trying?

The cliche about needing a GSOH doesn't just mean cracking jokes. Being easy going and quietly confident but slightly self-deprecating at times will go a long way.

I don’t get responses when I’m on social media and try sending witty responses (or I think they’re witty). I saw a status from someone working out with a friend and mentioning how sore they were and I replied “At least you didn’t workout Saturday, you’d have trouble raising hands in church the next day”. The other status was a post of a zoo and I said “This gives me Madagascar vibes”. I didn’t get a reply for either and it’s frustrating.

I wasn’t born funny and whenever I try to crack a joke, nobody laughs. I’ve been recently hitting the gym because I’m overweight and working out is my last resort to be attractive since nothing else has worked.

Both of those are funny comments and would give me a chuckle. It's nice to get a 'like' or a smiley or whatever but it's social media at the end of the day, you don't know how many people saw the comment or had time to respond. I wouldn't take it to heart.

Those were direct messages to individual people