Make it More Medicine-ey !!

OP

stay healthy guys

cu2moro

:h:

Reply 2

tinygirl96

Welcome to my hospital of doom
The brain doctor is in so do sit down on a seat in the waiting room
An apple a day banishes the doctor
Hello Dr Sunshine and Dr Gloom

Mercedes Benzos 💊

Won't You Come Over Valium by Amy Winehouse

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Maple Cough Syrup

A spoonful of medicine (no prize for guessing the singer)
A floor of medicine
Medicine World
A question of medicine

Reply 7

Ambitious1999

Original post by the bear

following on from the marvellous news about the vaccine for you know what, let us investigate other treatments for illnesses etc :h:

Bring Me the D of Alfredo Garcia

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I disagree with the vaccine because young people will not be entitled to it and if vaccination certificates are needed for travel then young people will not be allowed to travel.

As for other medicines. Aspirin is a good for prevention of strokes vascular dementia and other blood clotting disorders.

Reply 8

Laurence010401

I’ve used this pun in a previous thread, but

Paracetamol lost

Reply 9

AstaYunoo

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Ayy this excitements got my heart pumping...observes atrial fibrillation.. ah thankfully I feel much more stable now... consumes 10 cups of coffee to ensure there's adequate caffeine to keep me going through the day

Reply 10

Bang Outta Order

Original post by tinygirl96

A spoonful of medicine (no prize for guessing the singer)

Whats the song lol

Reply 11

Anonymous1502

The House of mirtazapine-the House of mirth
Mrs duloxetine-mrs dalloway.
100 years of seroquel-100 years of solitude
War and paroxetine or war and percocets-war and peace
Life of pimozide-life of pi

(edited 3 years ago)

Reply 12

harrysbar

The King of Statin Island

Dose Your Mother Know

Pill Bill

Reply 13

Joinedup

Codeine - Dolly Parton

Reply 14

tinygirl96

Fentanyl the stuff of nightmares

Reply 15

Sinnoh

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Original post by Ambitious1999

I disagree with the vaccine because young people will not be entitled to it and if vaccination certificates are needed for travel then young people will not be allowed to travel.

As for other medicines. Aspirin is a good for prevention of strokes vascular dementia and other blood clotting disorders.

Although this is a thread for puns, it's given in order of risk. No there won't be vaccination certificates needed to travel

Reply 16

OP

Original post by tinygirl96

Welcome to my hospital of doom
The brain doctor is in so do sit down on a seat in the waiting room
An apple a day banishes the doctor
Hello Dr Sunshine and Dr Gloom

A spoonful of medicine (no prize for guessing the singer)
A floor of medicine
Medicine World
A question of medicine

Fentanyl the stuff of nightmares

thank you for these interesting submissions tg. :h:

The Specialist has diagnosed a case of Sudden Onset Punasthenia...

you need to beef up your punnage levels :h:

you can put your clothes back on now

Reply 17

OP

Original post by Bang Outta Order

Mercedes Benzos 💊

Won't You Come Over Valium by Amy Winehouse

Spoiler

Maple Cough Syrup

Whats the song lol

Won't You Come Over Valerie-Anne

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ahem... the people of Japan are thrilled with your suggestions BOO-san :kungfu:

Go resseki no minasama,
kōi-shitsu ni sora no sakebin o hōchi shinaide kudasai.
Karera ga karera ni tsumazukunaraba,
hitobito wa karera jishin o kantan ni yakkai
ni suru koto ga dekimasu. Kore wa,
resepushon de ōkina hatsu momo ni okorimashita.
Kanojo wa 2 tsuki made shigoto o yasunde imasu.

Hashimoto Daisuke

kasutamāsēfuti no fuku ashisutantomanējā

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Reply 18

OP