Taking orders for cooked breakfast. Waddya want?

OP

What do you mean it's not all organically-produced from free-range Tibetan livestock and crops

Organic? It's all hand-picked FairTrade, biodynamic, Red Tractor symbol, British Lion marked, Soil Association certified, Freedom Food. From CostCo. Only the best for my punters, mate.

Want a sausage sarnie?

Reply 21

username1107011

1

Original post by Simes

Organic? It's all hand-picked FairTrade, biodynamic, Red Tractor symbol, British Lion marked, Soil Association certified, Freedom Food. From CostCo. Only the best for my punters, mate.

Want a sausage sarnie?

I only eat tapioca starch bread

Reply 22

NHM713

4

Original post by Simes

Taking orders for cooked breakfast. Waddya want?

All we've got is what's on the menu. If you want specials, post in the thread explaining why something else should come off the menu, and the management might think about it.

Ketchup and brown sauce and all that are on the tables. Help yourself.

Al'av, 2 fried eggs, 2 bacons, 2 sausages, baked beans, sum mushrooms, slice of toast and a cuppa tea...please.

Reply 23

dreadpiraterach

13

Fried bread is life :drool:

Reply 24

Simes

OP

16

Original post by TotalerReinfall

I only eat tapioca starch bread

Sorry, squire. I've got a couple of Spelt and Wild Rye rolls in my palaeolithic range, but that's about it. Had a coach-load of hippies on their way to Glastonbury on an Age Concern day out come through earlier and they completely emptied my Cleansing and Aura section. The thieving toe-rags.

Reply 25

Dr Pesto

19

Right, give us 2 rashers of bacon, 2 sausages, scrambled egg (nice and solid though), black pudding, pile of beans, few mushrooms, some toast and a cuppa.

Reply 26

channies

17

Original post by Simes

Sorry, squire. I've got a couple of Spelt and Wild Rye rolls in my palaeolithic range, but that's about it. Had a coach-load of hippies on their way to Glastonbury on an Age Concern day out come through earlier and they completely emptied my Cleansing and Aura section. The thieving toe-rags.

Damn it they raided Eddy's ice cream truck too and cleared him out of all his gear. No coke for me it seems :frown:

It's a crime wave!

Posted from TSR Mobile

Reply 27

Master Jack

1

Original post by Simes

Look, I've said you can sell your Big Issue outside my door but you're not to come in here giving my customers abuse.

Reply 28

Treen98

13

Woah! Where's the square sausage folks? :eek:

Reply 29

superwolf

18

Original post by Treen98

Woah! Where's the square sausage folks? :eek:

And the fruit pudding. :moon:

Reply 30

Treen98

13

Original post by superwolf

And the fruit pudding. :moon:

Exactly! there's almost no point in having one without it

Reply 31

TimmonaPortella

21

I put tinned tomatoes on my bacon sandwiches. It's spectacular.

Reply 32

ForgetMe

21

I want you for breakfast :sexface:

Reply 33

Airfairy

21

. I want one of these tomorrow morning now.

I'm one of the only two that would order fruit tea!

Reply 34

Simes

OP

16

Original post by Treen98

Woah! Where's the square sausage folks? :eek:

I'll split a couple of swags down the middle and fold 'em out flat and you'll not be telling the difference.

Except mine have some meat in.

Reply 35

Simes

OP

16

Original post by superwolf

And the fruit pudding. :moon:

The only fruit pudding that comes in here is the fellah from the tax office with the cerise cravat and the frilly shirts. Arrives every day just before closing at 2:15 asking for a cream tart.

But Sharon doesn't knock off until 3:15, once she's finished wiping down the tables.

Reply 36

Simes

OP

16

Original post by ForgetMe

I want you for breakfast :sexface:

Try getting up and down here before the sun goes down, sweet cheeks. :wink:

(I've seen you, mincing home, as I'm opening up. You need more talc in that PVC suit.)

Reply 37

Manitude

20

Hash browns, Cumberland sausages, black pudding, small amount of bacon, couple of very fried mushrooms, maybe some friend toast, sunny side up with the yolk still runny.

Aaaaand I'm hungry now.