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  • View Poll Results: Waddya want in yer cooked breakfast?
    Fried egg
    53
    50.96%
    Scrambled egg
    42
    40.38%
    Bacon
    77
    74.04%
    Sausage
    76
    73.08%
    Mushrooms
    50
    48.08%
    Tinned tomatoes
    22
    21.15%
    Baked beans
    67
    64.42%
    Fried bread
    57
    54.81%
    Black pudding
    24
    23.08%
    Toast selection
    55
    52.88%
    Tea
    38
    36.54%
    Herbal / fruit / mint tea
    10
    9.62%
    Coffee
    32
    30.77%
    Decaff coffee
    5
    4.81%
    Hot chocolate
    27
    25.96%
    Fruit juice
    63
    60.58%

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    (Original post by TotalerReinfall)
    What do you mean it's not all organically-produced from free-range Tibetan livestock and crops
    Organic? It's all hand-picked FairTrade, biodynamic, Red Tractor symbol, British Lion marked, Soil Association certified, Freedom Food. From CostCo. Only the best for my punters, mate.

    Want a sausage sarnie?
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    (Original post by Simes)
    Organic? It's all hand-picked FairTrade, biodynamic, Red Tractor symbol, British Lion marked, Soil Association certified, Freedom Food. From CostCo. Only the best for my punters, mate.

    Want a sausage sarnie?
    I only eat tapioca starch bread
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    (Original post by Simes)
    Taking orders for cooked breakfast. Waddya want?

    All we've got is what's on the menu. If you want specials, post in the thread explaining why something else should come off the menu, and the management might think about it.

    Ketchup and brown sauce and all that are on the tables. Help yourself.
    Al'av, 2 fried eggs, 2 bacons, 2 sausages, baked beans, sum mushrooms, slice of toast and a cuppa tea...please.
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    Fried bread is life :drool:
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    (Original post by TotalerReinfall)
    I only eat tapioca starch bread
    Sorry, squire. I've got a couple of Spelt and Wild Rye rolls in my palaeolithic range, but that's about it. Had a coach-load of hippies on their way to Glastonbury on an Age Concern day out come through earlier and they completely emptied my Cleansing and Aura section. The thieving toe-rags.
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    Right, give us 2 rashers of bacon, 2 sausages, scrambled egg (nice and solid though), black pudding, pile of beans, few mushrooms, some toast and a cuppa.
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    (Original post by Simes)
    Sorry, squire. I've got a couple of Spelt and Wild Rye rolls in my palaeolithic range, but that's about it. Had a coach-load of hippies on their way to Glastonbury on an Age Concern day out come through earlier and they completely emptied my Cleansing and Aura section. The thieving toe-rags.
    Damn it they raided Eddy's ice cream truck too and cleared him out of all his gear. No coke for me it seems It's a crime wave!


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    (Original post by Simes)
    Look, I've said you can sell your Big Issue outside my door but you're not to come in here giving my customers abuse.
    :rofl:
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    Woah! Where's the square sausage folks? :eek:
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    (Original post by Treen98)
    Woah! Where's the square sausage folks? :eek:
    And the fruit pudding. :moon:
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    (Original post by superwolf)
    And the fruit pudding. :moon:
    Exactly! there's almost no point in having one without it
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    I put tinned tomatoes on my bacon sandwiches. It's spectacular.
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    I want you for breakfast :sexface:
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    :coma: . I want one of these tomorrow morning now.

    I'm one of the only two that would order fruit tea!
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    (Original post by Treen98)
    Woah! Where's the square sausage folks? :eek:
    I'll split a couple of swags down the middle and fold 'em out flat and you'll not be telling the difference.

    Except mine have some meat in.
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    (Original post by superwolf)
    And the fruit pudding. :moon:
    The only fruit pudding that comes in here is the fellah from the tax office with the cerise cravat and the frilly shirts. Arrives every day just before closing at 2:15 asking for a cream tart.



    But Sharon doesn't knock off until 3:15, once she's finished wiping down the tables.
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    (Original post by ForgetMe)
    I want you for breakfast :sexface:
    Try getting up and down here before the sun goes down, sweet cheeks.



    (I've seen you, mincing home, as I'm opening up. You need more talc in that PVC suit.)
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    Hash browns, Cumberland sausages, black pudding, small amount of bacon, couple of very fried mushrooms, maybe some friend toast, sunny side up with the yolk still runny.

    Aaaaand I'm hungry now.
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    (Original post by Simes)
    Try getting up and down here before the sun goes down, sweet cheeks.



    (I've seen you, mincing home, as I'm opening up. You need more talc in that PVC suit.)
    I'm sure you have sweet cheeks :sexface:
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