Judging by our conversations, you should be agreeing with her. :P
I don't kick up a fuss when we split the bill, you're not cheap for that and it would be a ridiculous assumption to make.
If I suddenly kissed you, I think you'd push me away.
It would be creepy if I stared at another man's crotch and you know it. Glances at boobs/crotches are fine I guess? Boobs tend to make themselves more obvious.
Domestic violence towards a man is just as bad as it is towards a woman. There is malicious intent and manipulation, not just violence. Manipulation is generally the one that makes people afraid to leave and exacerbates the problem. Women tend to pick up social rules much more easily, so manipulation could probably come easier for women than for men.
With regards to toilets, how can a man be perverted by going in accidentally? You wouldn't exactly see much, aside from maybe someone instagramming 100 photos of themselves applying makeup with a trowel.
I can't remember the others. There you go, me lovarrrr.
ETA: YOU SENT THIS TO ME OVER A YEAR AGO AND YOU KNOW IT ISN'T TRUE, YOU BLADDY FOOL!