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Reply 40
hahahaha... Astors gonna die a single and lonely man... I almost feel sorry for you.. but not quite... i hope u get ur heart broken then you'll know its not all just a load of ****... u must be dead inside
I've read that before, really cute :smile:
Reply 42
Lisaanne
hahahaha... Astors gonna die a single and lonely man... I almost feel sorry for you.. but not quite... i hope u get ur heart broken then you'll know its not all just a load of ****... u must be dead inside



It's mush. Pure and simple. When the hormones settle you'll realise it was just sex drive making you feel so special all the time.
Before you insult me, I'm in a long term relationship. I still think the original post is a load of ********.

(awaits the neg rep from all those in the throes of teenage angst)
That's so lovely! :love:
I don't get it. None of those apply to every girl.
Reply 45
A bit OTT for my taste, but still true :smile:
Reply 46
[QUOTE="becky-x"]Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:

1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

I've been in classrooms after a class of girls - it doesn't always smell fresh, believe me. So that's wrong.

2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

This depends on height. My girlfriend's quite short, so her head doesn't easily rest on my shoulder unless I slouch a bit.

3.
How cute they look when they sleep

This isn't a reason to "love" girls. Tbh, unless you're a baby, you probably look more attractive awake than asleep.


4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms

So we love them because they're small? I can't say this is a major concern for me in a relationship.

5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

In my experience. kisses often precede something nasty, as an attempt to soften you up.

6.
How cute they are when they eat

Yeah, because it's so adorable watching food getting chewed up...which idiot came up with this one?

7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while

No. I really don't. Girls would be better if they were more like boys - i.e. 5 minutes to get changed. I manage to look well groomed within that time, I don't see why girls can't.


8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside

They are? If so, it's because girls are fatter.

9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear

Some girls are also fugly no matter what they wear, so....

10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth

Actually, that pisses me off. If a girl does that, I'll deliberately not give her a compliment. Serves her right.

11.
How cute they are when they argue

Only when they concede (inevitably) that I'm right

12.
The way her hand always finds yours

This is annoying when I'm, for example, bowling.

13.
The way they smile

Unless they have yellow teeth, or braces, or...

14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight

"Ah, she's calling to apologise. Good. But I still don't care."

15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....

Yeah, that's great :rolleyes:

16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them

What about prostitutes, who do more when you pay them? It's all the same thing. You're all whores.

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"

See above - blackmail and bribery

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...

Mushy rubbish

19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry

I like it even more when I drop them - another stupid point

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly

Then why did you cry in the first place!? Bottle it up for god's sake

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt

22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!

Why can't I do the same in return?

23.
The way they say
"I miss you"

24.
The way you miss them


Just no

25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.

I have to stop now, as I can feel the vomit welling up
Reply 47
lol! nice.
Reply 48
Astor
I agree with tis_me_lord - How corny and, so teenage crushy - so immature.

I hate teenage relationships they're full of ****. Pretence and falsification. A bunch of kids pretending they have 'adult' issues - girls constantly crying over their boyfriends!

And why do 'girls' rock? You have the ones who talk too much, who are selfish and dont really care how YOUR day way, so long as they can get their day off their chest, and you have those girls who are boring and say nothing, those who just stare at you and expect you to constantly speak, and when asked why they dont say anything (you know its because they're too stupid) - they claim its because they just like 'listening to you'.

I hate relationships, I will only ever enter a relationship when the right girl with ALL my desired characteristics, including looks, approaches ME.

No, I am not an ugly geek, I am actually an arrogant, intelligent stud - who happens to have issues. So yes, the above is true, and I will eventually encounter a female of my selection - so if this post has annoyed you (girls) - I suggest you get over it and wish you had me.


If I were a woman, I'd want your babies.

Why was the, "Pass this on to 15 people and your love of your life will phone at 10pm telling you they love you!111 If you don't then you will die lonely!!!111111111111" removed?
Reply 49
Hmmm it does look a little more like 'why girls think guys should like them'... Just judge us on our individual merits. And in fact some of those mentioned look to be 'our' most annoying qualities rather than endearing ones... (crying at stupid things, for instance- how is that good?!)
Reply 50
Ceti
Why was the, "Pass this on to 15 people and your love of your life will phone at 10pm telling you they love you!111 If you don't then you will die lonely!!!111111111111" removed?

Surely a rhetorical question?
becky-x
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:

1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3.
How cute they look when they sleep

4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms

5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

6.
How cute they are when they eat

7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while

8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside

9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear

10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth

11.
How cute they are when they argue

12.
The way her hand always finds yours

13.
The way they smile

14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight

15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....

16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...

19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt

22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!

23.
The way they say
"I miss you"

24.
The way you miss them

25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.


I think it's really sweet.. thats exactly how i feel with my girlfriend *tear of joy*.

Anyone who has a girl like that is lucky. Can i just add that not all of them are like that. DOn't believe me...:hmmm:. i think you do, but you're trying to supress it!! lol Some are the complete opposite :eek: . Scary stuff. Right?
Reply 52
6.
How cute they are when they eat

It's so true!

Nothing more warming than some happy-looking chick at your dinner table, chomping cheeks full of grub :biggrin:
Reply 53
mmm a nice spam email which is going around.

the forward button should not be allowed.
Reply 54
Lisaanne
hahahaha... Astors gonna die a single and lonely man... I almost feel sorry for you.. but not quite... i hope u get ur heart broken then you'll know its not all just a load of ****... u must be dead inside


Im afraid so - but the thing is, the thing that gets people, is that I have such thoughts, but when I tell people, they listen to me and they 'converge' if you will - Again, the good thing is, im actually quite the hunk, I personally dont see what the fuss is, but im told Im quite the stud-muffin.

Needless to say, in my experience, girls are over-emotional alcoholics.

Females should be instruction-bound.
Reply 55
It does seem rather mushy, as well as patronising towards women in some respects. Nice overall sentiments, though. :smile:
well for sure my inocent post turned all you skeptic monsters into an ungreeable argument..
lol
it amuses me so..*chuckle*
Reply 57
All the men who have expressed sentiments in this thread along the lines of "So true, girls are great" are gender traitors and should have the op now before I force it on you.
It's things like that that make me despise my gender so much. Not all girls are there to be cute, it is possible to love someone because they're actually interesting and not just some giggling, wilting bloody flower. Why do most females play up to this?

:biggrin: and now I sound like a jealous old hag, or a feminist.

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