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    hahahaha... Astors gonna die a single and lonely man... I almost feel sorry for you.. but not quite... i hope u get ur heart broken then you'll know its not all just a load of ****... u must be dead inside
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    I've read that before, really cute
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    (Original post by Lisaanne)
    hahahaha... Astors gonna die a single and lonely man... I almost feel sorry for you.. but not quite... i hope u get ur heart broken then you'll know its not all just a load of ****... u must be dead inside

    It's mush. Pure and simple. When the hormones settle you'll realise it was just sex drive making you feel so special all the time.
    Before you insult me, I'm in a long term relationship. I still think the original post is a load of ********.

    (awaits the neg rep from all those in the throes of teenage angst)
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    That's so lovely! :love:
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    I don't get it. None of those apply to every girl.
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    A bit OTT for my taste, but still true
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    [QUOTE=becky-x]Here are a few reasons
    why guys like girls:
    1.
    They will always smell good
    even if its just shampoo
    I've been in classrooms after a class of girls - it doesn't always smell fresh, believe me. So that's wrong.
    2.
    The way their heads always
    find the right spot on our shoulder
    This depends on height. My girlfriend's quite short, so her head doesn't easily rest on my shoulder unless I slouch a bit.
    3.
    How cute they look when they sleep
    This isn't a reason to "love" girls. Tbh, unless you're a baby, you probably look more attractive awake than asleep.

    4.
    The ease in which they fit into our arms
    So we love them because they're small? I can't say this is a major concern for me in a relationship.
    5.
    The way they kiss you and
    all of a sudden everything
    is right in the world
    In my experience. kisses often precede something nasty, as an attempt to soften you up.
    6.
    How cute they are when they eat
    Yeah, because it's so adorable watching food getting chewed up...which idiot came up with this one?
    7.
    The way they take hours
    to get dressed
    but in the end
    it makes it all worth while
    No. I really don't. Girls would be better if they were more like boys - i.e. 5 minutes to get changed. I manage to look well groomed within that time, I don't see why girls can't.

    8.
    Because they are always
    warm even when its minus 30 outside
    They are? If so, it's because girls are fatter.
    9.
    The way they look good
    no matter what they wear
    Some girls are also fugly no matter what they wear, so....
    10.
    The way they fish for compliments
    even though you both know that you
    think she's the most
    beautiful thing on this earth
    Actually, that pisses me off. If a girl does that, I'll deliberately not give her a compliment. Serves her right.
    11.
    How cute they are when they argue
    Only when they concede (inevitably) that I'm right
    12.
    The way her hand always finds yours
    This is annoying when I'm, for example, bowling.
    13.
    The way they smile
    Unless they have yellow teeth, or braces, or...
    14.
    The way you feel
    when you see their name
    on the call ID
    after you just had a big fight
    "Ah, she's calling to apologise. Good. But I still don't care."
    15.
    The way she says
    "lets not fight anymore"
    even though you know that
    an hour later....
    Yeah, that's great :rolleyes:
    16.
    The way they kiss when
    you do something nice for them
    What about prostitutes, who do more when you pay them? It's all the same thing. You're all whores.
    17.
    The way they kiss you
    when you say
    "I love you"
    See above - blackmail and bribery
    18.
    Actually ...
    just the way they kiss you...
    Mushy rubbish
    19.
    The way they fall into your arms
    when they cry
    I like it even more when I drop them - another stupid point
    20.
    Then the way they apologize
    for crying over something that silly
    Then why did you cry in the first place!? Bottle it up for god's sake
    21.
    The way they hit you
    and expect it to hurt

    22.
    Then the way they apologize
    when it does hurt.
    (even though we don't admit it)!
    Why can't I do the same in return?
    23.
    The way they say
    "I miss you"

    24.
    The way you miss them
    Just no
    25.
    The way their tears
    make you want to
    change the world
    so that it
    doesn't hurt her anymore.....
    Yet regardless
    if you love them,
    hate them,
    wish they would die
    or
    know that you would die
    without them ...
    it matters not.
    Because once in your life,
    whatever they were to the world
    they become everything to you.
    When you look them in the eyes,
    traveling to
    the depths of their souls
    and
    you say a million things
    without trace of a sound,
    you know that your own life
    is inevitable consumed
    within the rhythmic beatings
    of her very heart.
    We love them for a million reasons,
    No paper would do it justice.
    It is a thing not of the mind
    but of the heart.
    A feeling.
    Only felt.
    I have to stop now, as I can feel the vomit welling up
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    lol! nice.
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    (Original post by Astor)
    I agree with tis_me_lord - How corny and, so teenage crushy - so immature.

    I hate teenage relationships they're full of ****. Pretence and falsification. A bunch of kids pretending they have 'adult' issues - girls constantly crying over their boyfriends!

    And why do 'girls' rock? You have the ones who talk too much, who are selfish and dont really care how YOUR day way, so long as they can get their day off their chest, and you have those girls who are boring and say nothing, those who just stare at you and expect you to constantly speak, and when asked why they dont say anything (you know its because they're too stupid) - they claim its because they just like 'listening to you'.

    I hate relationships, I will only ever enter a relationship when the right girl with ALL my desired characteristics, including looks, approaches ME.

    No, I am not an ugly geek, I am actually an arrogant, intelligent stud - who happens to have issues. So yes, the above is true, and I will eventually encounter a female of my selection - so if this post has annoyed you (girls) - I suggest you get over it and wish you had me.
    If I were a woman, I'd want your babies.

    Why was the, "Pass this on to 15 people and your love of your life will phone at 10pm telling you they love you!111 If you don't then you will die lonely!!!111111111111" removed?
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    Hmmm it does look a little more like 'why girls think guys should like them'... Just judge us on our individual merits. And in fact some of those mentioned look to be 'our' most annoying qualities rather than endearing ones... (crying at stupid things, for instance- how is that good?!)
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    (Original post by Ceti)
    Why was the, "Pass this on to 15 people and your love of your life will phone at 10pm telling you they love you!111 If you don't then you will die lonely!!!111111111111" removed?
    Surely a rhetorical question?
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    (Original post by becky-x)
    Here are a few reasons
    why guys like girls:

    1.
    They will always smell good
    even if its just shampoo

    2.
    The way their heads always
    find the right spot on our shoulder

    3.
    How cute they look when they sleep

    4.
    The ease in which they fit into our arms

    5.
    The way they kiss you and
    all of a sudden everything
    is right in the world

    6.
    How cute they are when they eat

    7.
    The way they take hours
    to get dressed
    but in the end
    it makes it all worth while

    8.
    Because they are always
    warm even when its minus 30 outside

    9.
    The way they look good
    no matter what they wear

    10.
    The way they fish for compliments
    even though you both know that you
    think she's the most
    beautiful thing on this earth

    11.
    How cute they are when they argue

    12.
    The way her hand always finds yours

    13.
    The way they smile

    14.
    The way you feel
    when you see their name
    on the call ID
    after you just had a big fight

    15.
    The way she says
    "lets not fight anymore"
    even though you know that
    an hour later....

    16.
    The way they kiss when
    you do something nice for them

    17.
    The way they kiss you
    when you say
    "I love you"

    18.
    Actually ...
    just the way they kiss you...

    19.
    The way they fall into your arms
    when they cry

    20.
    Then the way they apologize
    for crying over something that silly

    21.
    The way they hit you
    and expect it to hurt

    22.
    Then the way they apologize
    when it does hurt.
    (even though we don't admit it)!

    23.
    The way they say
    "I miss you"

    24.
    The way you miss them

    25.
    The way their tears
    make you want to
    change the world
    so that it
    doesn't hurt her anymore.....
    Yet regardless
    if you love them,
    hate them,
    wish they would die
    or
    know that you would die
    without them ...
    it matters not.
    Because once in your life,
    whatever they were to the world
    they become everything to you.
    When you look them in the eyes,
    traveling to
    the depths of their souls
    and
    you say a million things
    without trace of a sound,
    you know that your own life
    is inevitable consumed
    within the rhythmic beatings
    of her very heart.
    We love them for a million reasons,
    No paper would do it justice.
    It is a thing not of the mind
    but of the heart.
    A feeling.
    Only felt.
    I think it's really sweet.. thats exactly how i feel with my girlfriend *tear of joy*.

    Anyone who has a girl like that is lucky. Can i just add that not all of them are like that. DOn't believe me...:hmmm:. i think you do, but you're trying to supress it!! lol Some are the complete opposite :eek: . Scary stuff. Right?
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    6.
    How cute they are when they eat

    It's so true!

    Nothing more warming than some happy-looking chick at your dinner table, chomping cheeks full of grub
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    mmm a nice spam email which is going around.

    the forward button should not be allowed.
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    (Original post by Lisaanne)
    hahahaha... Astors gonna die a single and lonely man... I almost feel sorry for you.. but not quite... i hope u get ur heart broken then you'll know its not all just a load of ****... u must be dead inside
    Im afraid so - but the thing is, the thing that gets people, is that I have such thoughts, but when I tell people, they listen to me and they 'converge' if you will - Again, the good thing is, im actually quite the hunk, I personally dont see what the fuss is, but im told Im quite the stud-muffin.

    Needless to say, in my experience, girls are over-emotional alcoholics.

    Females should be instruction-bound.
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    It does seem rather mushy, as well as patronising towards women in some respects. Nice overall sentiments, though.
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    well for sure my inocent post turned all you skeptic monsters into an ungreeable argument..
    lol
    it amuses me so..*chuckle*
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    All the men who have expressed sentiments in this thread along the lines of "So true, girls are great" are gender traitors and should have the op now before I force it on you.
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    It's things like that that make me despise my gender so much. Not all girls are there to be cute, it is possible to love someone because they're actually interesting and not just some giggling, wilting bloody flower. Why do most females play up to this?

    and now I sound like a jealous old hag, or a feminist.
 
 
 
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