Give Me Food Heaven, or Food Hell?

Heaven! (as if you couldn't have guessed that :wink:

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Poached fish...it's like a crime against humanity I swear.

TO BE EATEN BY THEMSELVES-
Heaven: Potato Smiley Faces
Hell: Potato Croquettes

Reply 382

*custardcream

6

smiley faces!!! :biggrin:

heaven - onion rings
hell - calamari

Reply 383

How could I refuse food which be smiling at me? Heaven!

Edit: Oops! heaven! Battered onion rings <3

Heaven: Cream egg & brioche slice!

Hell: Fruit & nut cake

Reply 384

Sorry, but of the two, I'd probably have your hell. Much to EVERYONES dismay, I actually quite like fruitcake!

Theme of biscuits left out a tad too long (if you're offered a biscuit and HAVE to politely take one):

HEAVEN: Slightly stale Jaffa Cakes - the base goes kinda hard :biggrin:

HELL: Custard Cremes. They go all soft and weird.

Reply 385

OP

I personally hold the opinion that if a biscuit (or cake, in the jaffa cake's situation) goes stale than it's not worth the "wasted" calories, personally! Just go buy more - they're not expensive! But I would give you heaven simply because I have to pick one, and you're cool.

GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:

HEAVEN: NANDO'S XXX HOT SAUCE
HELL: REGGAE REGGAE SAUCE

Reply 386

MelissaJayne

14

Original post by TotoMimo

I personally hold the opinion that if a biscuit (or cake, in the jaffa cake's situation) goes stale than it's not worth the "wasted" calories, personally! Just go buy more - they're not expensive! But I would give you heaven simply because I have to pick one, and you're cool.

GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:

HEAVEN: NANDO'S XXX HOT SAUCE
HELL: REGGAE REGGAE SAUCE

Sorry baby, I love me reggae reggae sauce. Levi Roots is my brother from...a totally different mother. And father, and continent. But I like his sauce.

Heaven: Fresh pineapple
Hell: Pineapple in jelly pots

Reply 387

OP

You're evil, but you get heaven this time Malisso. Fresh Pineapple, alone, or with other fruits... that's perhaps the only way pineapple should be ingested. And in these forms, it is immense.

GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:

HEAVEN: CADBURY'S FRUIT AND NUT
HELL: CADBURY'S CARAMEL APPLE BAR OF PLENTY

Reply 388

Heaven!! Pineapple in jelly really annoys me...

Toto- 1. Thanks for the compliment :wink:

2. Have you NEVER had to politely take a stale biscuit?!

Heaven: raw mushrooms
Hell: tinned mushrooms

Reply 389

OP

DANI y u miss me OWT?

Reply 390

Cinnie

13

Toto i'll have heaven, yummm fruit and nut in chocolate is sooo nice.

Heaven: Chicken and lettuce sandwich with bbq sauce
hell: Egg sandwich with tomato sauce.

Reply 391

It has to be hell :h:

Scrambled eggs with tomato sauce on bread is nice XD

heaven: Viennese chocolate torte & cream

Hell: pineapple cake and sorbet

Reply 392

Original post by TotoMimo

DANI y u miss me OWT?

SORRY!

I'm too addicted to this forum and look on my phone. It takes wayyyy too long to load so it didn't come up!

I STILL LOVE YOU.

Reply 393

MelissaJayne

14

Original post by Viennaberry

It has to be hell :h:

Scrambled eggs with tomato sauce on bread is nice XD

heaven: Viennese chocolate torte & cream

Hell: pineapple cake and sorbet

Definitely heaven. The softness of torte melts my heart.

Heaven: Pork marinated in BBQ Sauce
Hell: Pork in cider

Reply 394

:') I dislike cider and love BBQ so it has to be heaven! :h:

Heaven: Fried & breaded mozerella sticks

Hell: Bagel bites

Reply 395

Stiff Little Fingers

21

Original post by Viennaberry

:') I dislike cider and love BBQ so it has to be heaven! :h:

Heaven: Fried & breaded mozerella sticks

Hell: Bagel bites

- how can anyone dislike the deliciousness?

Those mozerella sticks look beautiful, so HEAVEN

Heaven:
BBQ'd burgers

Hell:
Fast Food "burgers".

Reply 396

OP

You DO get some good Fast Food burgers, believe it or not - but they don't come close to a perfectly ground beef patty, charred to perfection on the barbecue, with a pink centre. BLISS.

HEAVEN FOR YOU!

GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:

HEAVEN: DUCK GYOZA
HELL: DUCK CONFIT

Reply 397

I like gyozas :h:

So heaven! Personally I prefer duckies when they're swimming around with their little duckling followers <3

Heaven:Coffee layered cake

Hell: Pineaplle orange jello

Not in a jello mood.

Reply 398

OP

Viennaberry: The Double Dessert Decision Dame.

HELL for you, because Orange Jelly (especially with Mr Whippy) makes me feel like I'm about ten years old again! SQUOOSH IT THROUGH YER TEETH!

GIVE ME HEAVEN OR HELL:

HEAVEN: CUBA LIBRE
HELL: BLOODY MARY

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