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Anti-Life

Life is one big nasty mistake. I think it should never have come to exist in this universe. We don't know if there is life anywhere outside of our planet, and we're not sure how it got it's start here, but one thing is for sure: it is not good.

The first forms of life on Earth were probably simple-celled beings that lived underwater. This "life" itself would be fairly harmless were it not for the fact that it has the potential to evolve in to more advanced beings. Admittedly, the beings that these lifeforms would evolve in to were not so bad, in the beginning. There was a point in time where most of the creatures that existed were scaly, puritan organisms that did not really have the capacity to 'think.' They were simple; they ate. That was about it. Whenever biology took over they would procreate, but they didn't socialize. They didn't play, either. Two very ugly things.

Still, this was not very desirable, because these beings existed disgracefully.

After a while, land-walking creatures came about, like dinosaurs. Some of them even learned how to fly. Life had evolved pretty far by this point. Most organisms still generally lived the simple life. But then something happened. An extinction event. Whatever happened, it changed things for the worse. Very bad things began to happen on this planet.

Whenever the extinction even occurred, a lot of the older "righteous" animals got destroyed. Some, like birds, survived. But they would eventually be destroyed by millions of years of evolution which would turn them in to modern creatures. Social creatures. And, in the mean time, newer creatures were coming about and they were taking the same course. They were becoming social. They developed the ability to 'feel good.' And with this came the ability to feel bad. Life on Earth was being prepped for MISERY. We refer to post-extinction life on Earth as the PAIN PERIOD.

The Pain Period was a most unpleasant time. Earth-beings were still eating each other and competing for territory, but by this time they had developed feelings and new, very queer behavior which left them confused and miserable. During the Pain Period the World's Least Favorable Animal, the ape, had begun evolving from post-extinction survivors. This ugly and disgraceful animal would spend an eternity sitting around and chewing on leaves and playing with feces until something special happened on this planet. An Ice Age occurred. Some of these apes got caught up in the Ice Age and over a period of hundreds of thousands of years they were shaped by their experiences in the snow. Because this environment was ruthless these apish inhabitants had to become powerful to survive. These apes developed qualities like those of the dinosaurs. On occasion they may have drawn a picture or told a joke, or had sex, but for the most part they just ate and tried to stay warm.

But the Ice Age ended fairly quickly, and the pure way of life was lost. Soon, EVIL SUNLIGHT came and turned the apes queer again. They went down and ****ed with homosexual-Sapiens. From these people a queer generation was born, a generation that prided itself in sex, drawing, dancing, socializing and building structures. This generation was also even more self-aware and capable of feeling good/bad than the previous generations. From then on tens of thousands of years of suffering would go on, culminating in the present day where things are just about as bad as they can possibly get.

It does not seem that anything but bad things can come from the proliferation of life on Earth. It's time for another extinction event, and this one must be permanent. There's no way to tell how it will happen, but it will happen.

A no-life universe is preferable to a life-containing universe. Celestial bodies exist with perfect and Nihilistic elegance; they just exist. No awareness, no suffering, no impurity, no fear. They set the standard to which life could never live up to. This humiliating accident known as 'life' must be erased. It is an unspeakable crime.