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Haiku of UK-Learning

What is UKL?
A place of wisdom and fun
And addictive too!

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What is the criteria for a Haiku, isn't it something like 15 sylables??? I want to be able to write my own!!

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Louise_1988

What is the criteria for a Haiku, isn't it something like 15 sylables??? I want to be able to write my own!!

1st line = 5 syllables
2nd line = 7 syllables
3rd line = 5 syllables

They're also usually about the weather.

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Gimp

They're also usually about the weather.

They can be about anything!

But if you want one about weather.......

The sun is shining
It is nice and warm outside
But not hot for tans!

Thanks, My Haiku Fitting all the Criteria Above!!
What is UKL?
Nice, like a hot summers day,
Good in Winter too.

Ok... I know its crap, but considering I only found out what a Haiku was 5 minutes ago... maybe someone else would like to contribue and show off their poetic talent... (maybe Nawaz Imam!!)

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piginapoke

While away your life
Chatting bollocks all day long
No more subforums!

LOL!

:biggrin:

piginapoke has arrived.......

theaman

They can be about anything!

But if you want one about weather.......

The sun is shining
It is nice and warm outside
But not hot for tans!

Usually the weather :tongue:

:tongue:

surprising for orientals actually. I think:

We like young children
In animated films and
Buy pants on ebay.

Would be more apt.

UKL Haiku?
I think I prefer free verse
but just for you...here!

piginapoke

While away your life
Chatting bollocks all day long
No more subforums!

Yer.. I like this one!

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Sex, maths, computers
Then a bit more late night filth
Thats the posts on here!

piginapoke

Rowdy place of chat
The threads flow without ending
Until the mods come

They cut our thoughts down
UKL the abattoir
We, pigs in a cage!

Postophobia.
Will Expression ban my ass
For posting today?

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It's piginapoke
A man who gives a great gag
Then goes for a fag

piginapoke

Mostly its friendly
Much pleasantries are exchanged
Corey: grumpy twat!

Its full of pre-teens,
testosterone levels high,
degrading forum

(We'll see you in Europe Sunderland...no wait :tongue:

:tongue:

)

UKL bores me
When there are no theads to pique
My feigned intérest.

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piginapoke

The cigarette variety, just to clarify.

Oh yes, thanks for clarifying! :biggrin:

:biggrin:

Counting syllables.
Passing time until R S
I disables me.

(cheeky enjambement there :tongue:

:tongue:

)

piginapoke

Glory hunting mags
How short their memories are
They have won f*ck all

Yes completely true
Wait! What league is that your in?
Not the premiership!

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A great team like Spurs
Players with lots of talent
Injured they all get

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