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    I thought the thread was "my girlfriend cat scratched me", I thought she was scratching you during sex or something like some new thing she's discovered :confused:

    I'll just go now....
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    (Original post by Navajo)
    I thought the thread was "my girlfriend cat scratched me", I thought she was scratching you during sex or something like some new thing she's discovered :confused:

    I'll just go now....
    :eek: she wouldn't scratch me anyway she believes in no sex before marriage
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    This is why I dont like cats!

    Got bitten by one when I was quite young and have been wary ever since!
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    :poke: Poke it!
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    (Original post by Twaffy)
    :poke: Poke it!
    haha you're random as fwck
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    Next time it scratches you, wallop it (not hard, just hard enough so that it knows you're the boss). It's standard animal behaviour, fighting and suchlike, to establish who is boss cat.

    In our house, the cat thinks he's boss cat, even though I'm trying to inform him that he's not by shoving him off the dining tables and suchlike. (I don't care about the chair argument, because the chair the cat likes isn't one I sit in!)
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    (Original post by Navajo)
    I thought the thread was "my girlfriend cat scratched me", I thought she was scratching you during sex or something like some new thing she's discovered :confused:

    I'll just go now....

    To be fair that would have been a better thread....
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    i think you should flush it down the loo and feign innocence.
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    (Original post by icantthinkofacoolusername)
    To be fair that would have been a better thread....
    Yes but i don't think that sort of thread would have lasted very long
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    (Original post by Carl1982)
    Yes but i don't think that sort of thread would have lasted very long
    dodgy threads last a long time in 'Chat.'
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    (Original post by Carl1982)
    Yes but i don't think that sort of thread would have lasted very long
    To be honest I'm surprised how long this one's lasted.

    Probably only because so many people misread it and thought it was kinky.
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    (Original post by icantthinkofacoolusername)
    To be honest I'm surprised how long this one's lasted.

    Probably only because so many people misread it and thought it was kinky.
    You all got dirty minds :p:
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    grrrr stupid cat bit me today :hmmm:

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    Oh it's okay. Cats like milk, it's quite normal.
 
 
 
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