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    I will probably have a heart attack on my wedding day when I am 32.
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    (Original post by amazingtrade)
    I will probably have a heart on my wedding day when I am 32.
    Well one would hope you have a heart then
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    Hopefully my heart will stop during sex with my wife. That is a few years after I've survived skin cancer.
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    (Original post by amazingtrade)
    I will probably have a heart attack on my wedding day when I am 32.
    Wedding at 32 AT? That's an optimistic estimate!
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    (Original post by Cate)
    Well one would hope you have a heart then
    Haha I mean't heart attack. I do have a heart but it just has nothing to give
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    (Original post by ZJuwelH)
    Hopefully my heart will stop during sex with my wife. That is a few years after I've survived skin cancer.
    Think of how your wife would feel! :eek:
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    (Original post by PadFoot90)
    Think of how your wife would feel! :eek:
    She'll have had the big O three times by then.
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    (Original post by amazingtrade)
    Haha I mean't heart attack. I do have a heart but it just has nothing to give
    At least you actually have one though, not like the poor poor Tin Man on the Wizard of Oz lol :confused:
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    i would never have expected you (trade) to create the most depressing thread ever....you are normally such a cheery soul.
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    (Original post by dforster)
    i would never have expected you (trade) to create the most depressing thread ever....you are normally such a cheery soul.
    I assume that was a sarcastic comment as I am general known to be misserable on this forum

    Actually Cate, I do have a half decent heart ,I heart a conversation on the bus today where a man was talking to his g/f or wife "I won't bother buying you a present I will just give the money instead, will £20 be alright as its all I can afford" I thought you unromantic old fool!
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    i saw the word ' depressing' in the title

    i just knew it would be A.T
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    (Original post by amazingtrade)

    Actually Cate, I do have a half decent heart ,I heart a conversation on the bus today where a man was talking to his g/f or wife "I won't bother buying you a present I will just give the money instead, will £20 be alright as its all I can afford" I thought you unromantic old fool!
    that guys a dude....hes got that woman sorted that she would be happy with that...he could sell his secret...
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    (Original post by serious stuff)
    i saw the word ' depressing' in the title

    i just knew it would be A.T
    hehe I am not that bad am I?
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    (Original post by amazingtrade)
    hehe I am not that bad am I?
    yes
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    I will be assassinated by a detonating sea shell
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    (Original post by amazingtrade)
    I assume that was a sarcastic comment as I am general known to be misserable on this forum

    Actually Cate, I do have a half decent heart ,I heart <-- can't get that word outta your head now can you? a conversation on the bus today where a man was talking to his g/f or wife "I won't bother buying you a present I will just give the money instead, will £20 be alright as its all I can afford" I thought you unromantic old fool!
    What a meanie. The guy that is, not you

    Anyways, in answer to the original question.. hmm.... not gonna say cos I don't want a certain person to see it. lol. :rolleyes:
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    I killed this thread.
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    Hopefully in a spontaneous explosion from a glitter factory If I have to go, I want to go in a fabulous, glamorous way
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    Why not die in an ice cream factory, and top yourself?

    <bu-boom, tshhh!>

    I'll get my coat.
 
 
 
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