why did i get an education?
It all started when i was 15. A good mate(whom i call the guru) introduced me to what is commonly known as a house of illrepute.
Ya with me? Anyway 30 minutes later i walked out with a smile on my dial that would make a cheshire cat look like a manic deppresent.
Needless to say i was hooked. Here in lies the problem. It was at about 30 minutes and 5 seconds later that i realised that im goin to need some serious education to get a kick arse job to feed my fetish of getting my arse kicked. Thats another story. Anyway that leads to my mission, visit every house on every continent that is humanly possible. Thats going to take some serious bucks. So kiddies the moral of the story is Education = sex. U got the bucks, u got the bootie. Simple, no strings attached, pure heaven.
PS Ill use a jet ski to get from country to country.
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