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    ive just had to open the window because my room is full of farts.

    even with the windows open, my farts are so potent they linger in the air for a good 5 minutes.

    ive now resorted to catching my farts with my hand and throwing them out the window
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    Cool story
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    i think this is one of those "jokey" threads

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    (Original post by CantGainWeight)
    ive just had to open the window because my room is full of farts.

    even with the windows open, my farts are so potent they linger in the air for a good 5 minutes.

    ive now resorted to catching my farts with my hand and throwing them out the window
    Stop eating watermelons maybe.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i think this is one of those "jokey" threads

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    Change of diet?
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    (Original post by CantGainWeight)
    ive just had to open the window because my room is full of farts.

    even with the windows open, my farts are so potent they linger in the air for a good 5 minutes.

    ive now resorted to catching my farts with my hand and throwing them out the window
    Put a cork in it
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    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    Put a cork in it
    ive heard butt plugs are effective for my situation also??
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    Seems you have a lot of hot air coming out of both ends, your mouth and your backside.

    Perhaps you should take up a career in politics
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    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    Seems you have a lot of hot air coming out of both ends, your mouth and your backside.

    Perhaps you should take up a career in politics
    i am actually studying politics in uni lol
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    if you have to fart, then just let it go....
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    Use a cork
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    Use a cork
    Copying me
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    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    Copying me
    i don't have the attention span to read an entire thread, usually i skim the OP and maybe the first 2 responses
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    (Original post by zargabaath)
    i don't have the attention span to read an entire thread, usually i skim the op and maybe the first 2 responses
    triggered
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    When I saw the thread title and your name next to it, I thought "Finally, the finger-farting may end!".
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    I actually tried my best to stop farting and for a good 5 hours of the day whenever i felt a fart coming i'd just suck it back up then the next hour after all those 5 hours i felt ill and i think it was because the methane absorbed into my cells or something..........
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    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    Seems you have a lot of hot air coming out of both ends, your mouth and your backside.

    Perhaps you should take up a career in politics
 
 
 
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