How to stop farting?

ive just had to open the window because my room is full of farts.

even with the windows open, my farts are so potent they linger in the air for a good 5 minutes.

ive now resorted to catching my farts with my hand and throwing them out the window

Cool story

i think this is one of those "jokey" threads

:yep:

Reply 3

Gnomes&Knights

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Original post by CantGainWeight

ive just had to open the window because my room is full of farts.

even with the windows open, my farts are so potent they linger in the air for a good 5 minutes.

ive now resorted to catching my farts with my hand and throwing them out the window

Stop eating watermelons maybe.

Reply 4

Reue

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Original post by the bear

i think this is one of those "jokey" threads

:yep:

The Top Quality Banter threads?

Eat baked beans

Eat some egg

Change of diet?

Original post by CantGainWeight

ive just had to open the window because my room is full of farts.

even with the windows open, my farts are so potent they linger in the air for a good 5 minutes.

ive now resorted to catching my farts with my hand and throwing them out the window

Put a cork in it

Reply 9

CantGainWeight

OP

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Original post by apronedsamurai

Put a cork in it

ive heard butt plugs are effective for my situation also??

Reply 10

User947387

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Seems you have a lot of hot air coming out of both ends, your mouth and your backside.

Perhaps you should take up a career in politics

Reply 11

CantGainWeight

OP

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Original post by apronedsamurai

Seems you have a lot of hot air coming out of both ends, your mouth and your backside.

Perhaps you should take up a career in politics

i am actually studying politics in uni lol

Reply 12

username47781

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if you have to fart, then just let it go....

Use a cork

Original post by Zargabaath

Use a cork

Copying me :frown:

Reply 15

Zargabaath

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Original post by apronedsamurai

Copying me :frown:

i don't have the attention span to read an entire thread, usually i skim the OP and maybe the first 2 responses

Reply 16

User947387

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Original post by zargabaath

i don't have the attention span to read an entire thread, usually i skim the op and maybe the first 2 responses

triggered

Reply 17

It's****ingWOODY

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When I saw the thread title and your name next to it, I thought "Finally, the finger-farting may end!".

Reply 18

thefatone

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I actually tried my best to stop farting and for a good 5 hours of the day whenever i felt a fart coming i'd just suck it back up then the next hour after all those 5 hours i felt ill and i think it was because the methane absorbed into my cells or something..........