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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    Is your advice as high as Molvi Ji standards?
    Yes. I trained m dawg.
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    £30 a day?
    I get my servants for free.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    As you so astutely pointed out to me the other day, I thirst on everyone. AG is no exception.

    Apart from the fact I would like his offspring.
    You want Indian babies?
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    (Original post by Sandor Clegane)
    You want Indian babies?
    Penny's dropped.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    Penny's dropped.
    Really? How will the Big Bang cast continue without her?
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    (Original post by Sandor Clegane)
    Really? How will the Big Bang cast continue without her?
    They will probably start doing some actual science instead of thirsting over a girl out of their league.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    They will probably start doing some actual science instead of thirsting over a girl out of their league.
    They'd just focus on Amy more. I can see the first ep without Penny resulting in a bukkake.
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    (Original post by Sandor Clegane)
    They'd just focus on Amy more. I can see the first ep without Penny resulting in a bukkake.
    :rofl:

    Maybe big bang theory fan fiction is your calling ?! :mmm:
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    Slavery is against the law in the UK.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    :rofl:

    Maybe big bang theory fan fiction is your calling ?! :mmm:
    I have skills with erotica, evidently. But I'd only do it with Penny cos dem titz.

    Though, thanks to those chaps at the Fappening, we've already seen those … and Daddy's disappointed.
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    (Original post by Sandor Clegane)
    I have skills with erotica, evidently. But I'd only do it with Penny cos dem titz.

    Though, thanks to those chaps at the Fappening, we've already seen those … and Daddy's disappointed.
    But writing erotica doesn't involve you doing it with anyone :innocent:

    Are her tits that great? I never noticed, which makes me think no. :hmmm:

    What are you disappointed with ?
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    But writing erotica doesn't involve you doing it with anyone :innocent:

    Are her tits that great? I never noticed, which makes me think no. :hmmm:

    What are you disappointed with ?
    I am disappointed that, without a nicely wired supported bra, those puppies look like they should be covered in maple and syrup and bacon. #pancakes



    Never noticed? What are you, gay?
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    (Original post by Sandor Clegane)
    I am disappointed that, without a nicely wired supported bra, those puppies look like they should be covered in maple and syrup and bacon. #pancakes



    Never noticed? What are you, gay?
    Oh yes well bras can do wonders for boobies.

    Ummmm I am not gay no because I like men too.
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    The chance to meet MrsSheldonCooper? Sign me up! :awesome:
    Thanks
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    You still around, you degenerate? These posts are always so cringeworthy.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    My first class Oxbridge degree
    The fact I save people's lives on a daily basis
    My £200 shirt?

    There's a lot.
    So nothing special then.

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    Choose me I'll make it worth everyone's while
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    (Original post by Little Popcorns)
    Choose me I'll make it worth everyone's while
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I found that too funny
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    (Original post by DiddyDec)
    So nothing special then.

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    Anything is special to a bunch of people that specialise in making sarcastic comments on the Internet.
 
 
 
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