So here's a Buzzfeed video featuring 36 dumbass questions put forward by raging feminazis, and a search around the web shows up many pages in which people answer these questions, as well as several response videos on Youtube.
I figured I'd copy-paste the questions and then write my own answers
Get in and do the same fellas, what's your take on these questions?
EDIT: Lettuce be clear for those feeling triggered - this is meant as a bit of fun and is in no way meant to be aimed at women in general. It's just my answer to these stupid questions in general and I in no way think that women in general are stupid enough to genuinely have these questions in their minds.
How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?
Never occurred to me, because not all men are the same. What's your point? That men are all bad because Trump is a man? In which case, how does it feel to be the same sex as Myra Hindley?
Why do you hate rom coms?
Too cliche, blubby and corny.
Or do you just feel like you need to hate them?
No, see above.
Why do you make women sit around talk about men in movies, when y'all easily just sit around and talk about boobs for hours?
Men don't just talk about boobs........ we talk about ass as well
Why do you automatically assume that you won’t like TV or movies that star a female lead?
Erm... I don't? Strong & powerful (physically) women are sexy AF.
Why are you surprised when women are funny?
Cause the majority aren't. Quite obvious I thought. The ratio of successful male:female comedians is a joke and most women just don't have the same banter.
Why do you think that we’re obsessed with you when we hook up?
Most are IME.
Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want to without being judged?
Blame society - it's not just men who think this.
In what world does no mean yes?
All men are now sex pests and rapists. Great.
Why do you say that women are too emotional to be leaders
Then justify catcalling by saying men just can’t control themselves?
I don't know any men who have said either of these things.
Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me, I owe you my body?
I don't. If I could answer for some guys though, it's probably because they've been taught that if you charm a lady then she will fancy you.
Why would you ever send an unsolicited **** pic?
Don't ask me, I don't know why blokes do this.
Why do you feel like it’s OK to harass women
or make offensive comments about women but when somebody does it to your sister it’s not OK?
I don't feel that harassing women is okay, but some people don't quite have the definition of harassing right. Cat-calling someone isn't harassment, and if it is, then guess what - women have harassed me many times.
How does it feel to interrupt me when I’m in the middle of making a point during a meeting?
I interrupt people when they're talking bollox, gender doesn't come into it. People need to stop assuming gender plays a part in everything...
Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open?
You've not felt what it's like to have squashed balls.
Why are women perceived as the weaker sex even though we literally birth you?
On average, women are weaker than men, physically. From a pain tolerance perspective, I don't think anyone's making that assumption.
Why is it so bad to show your emotions?
It's either just the way a lot of guys are, or the way they've been brought up.
Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?
We like to feel blokey. Just like a lot of women like to be perceived as feminine.
Why the **** isn’t it ladylike to cuss?
Again, blame society in general.
When did words get genders?
Why is it your first instinct to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped?
Nobody does, I don't think - it's more a case of gathering the facts.
Why do you assume a woman’s angry because she’s on her period?
I don't assume - I learn based on what I see, and what I see is, women get irritable when they're on their periods.
Why do you think women that wear makeup are false advertising?
I don't. I see nothing wrong with making yourself look as best as you can.
We could say the same thing about your **** size.
What's the solution? Walking around with our cocks out?
Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white men sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body?
Correction - men AND women.
Why are straight guys so obsessed with lesbians?
I'm only sexually aroused by seeing hot lesbians engaging in sexual activity. It's just another type of porn.
How does it feel to get kicked in the balls?
I can't even explain it, but it's the most horrific thing you will ever feel.
Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?
I don't try, it just happens
Why are you so afraid of gender equality?
We're not. Most of us are all for gender equality, but some women take the piss and want so much more and many more only want selective equality.
Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?
Don't ask me. I don't make the rules.
Why are you intimidated by a woman who makes more money than you?
It's not that, it's just that women always talk about how they want a man who earns good money and has a good career, so guys feel pressured into making more money than their potential partner. It's actually womens fault.
Why are opinionated women seen as *****es?
Same way that opinionated guys are seen as pricks.
Why aren’t you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors make jokes that are offensive to women?
Don't act like women don't make sexist jokes about men behind closed doors...
Why are you so afraid of recognizing your own privilege?
I could ask you the same question.