Examples of "do as I say, not as I do"

shawn_o1

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Apart from the fat man telling you to lose weight :tongue:

(Just starting this for a bit of fun :smile:

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Reply 1

bluemadhatter

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Telling your friend that there is hope in life and encouraging them to seek help to become a better person even though you refuse to do anything but lay in bed with no hope

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Rum Ham

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When my gran says to me - "don't make a mountain out of a molehill!" aka - don't be a drama queen. I always find that ironic when my gran is the queen of overreacting :tongue:

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Overweight GPs.

Giving advice to people but not really going through with that advice when you find yourself in a similar situation?

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04MR17

Volunteer Section Leader

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One minute:

Teacher = "Why don't you listen?"

Next minute:

Student = "Miss! Miss! Miss!" *gets blanked*

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Bang Outta Order

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I thought I made this saying up when I said it to my little brother... he's 12 and I told him don't ever smoke...whilst I was buying a pack of cigs for myself lol.

He said "you're a hypocrite! :angry:

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So I said, "don't do as I do. Do as I say. And don't smoke."

Reply 7

04MR17

Volunteer Section Leader

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Original post by Bang Outta Order

I thought I made this saying up when I said it to my little brother... he's 12 and I told him don't ever smoke...whilst I was buying a pack of cigs for myself lol.

He said "you're a hypocrite! :angry:

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So I said, "don't do as I do. Do as I say. And don't smoke."

Hypocrite is a big word for a 12 year old.