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What's the strangest thing someone's ever said to you?

Botticello

Or asked you. Tell :smile:

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Reply 1

Fluent in Lies

My brother woke up in the middle of the night and said to me, 'Why did you steal my chair?' and then went back to sleep.

Reply 2

d0mz

'Anyone here ever had sex with a dog?'

Reply 3

Invocation

Flatmate: I want to find a girl with big lips
Me: What?
Flatmate: Like vagina lips
Me: Oh...

Reply 4

Tucking Fypo

A good friend I met online (lives in the States) told me a few weeks ago:

"I had a dream about you. We were on the road, going to an AC/DC concert, and you had an American accent."

Reply 5

Captain Biggles

"Cheese is my aphrodisiac."

I was like :wtf?:

Reply 6

Anamaria90

Being a twin I get asked a lot of strange questions.
Such as..."How do you know that you are you?" or "Do you have the same Dad?"

Reply 7

d0mz

'So how long have you known your brother now then?'

Reply 8

death.drop

when some dumb friend of mine found out about my sexual abuse.
her: OMG I can't believe you've had sex!
me: it was rape
her: yeah but still....was he any good? how long did he last?

maybe that's not strange, but really really dumb.

another : "If you were a goat, what do you think you'd look for in a partner?"
that was pretty odd.

friend wakes from sleep and says "has anyone got a red blob my statue's falling apart" and then went right back to sleep.

Reply 9

punktopia

My first girlfriend said to me "I know someone who died twice." She was being sincere sadly.

Reply 10

Juwel

A friend of my friend once told me that I had a "natural charisma". Given that this was the first day we'd ever met and that I was my usual withdrawn self, I was taken aback. A second later I put it down to the fact that we were all high.

A day later I was thinking, "y'know, I do have a natural charisma. Yeah."

Reply 11

Ginger_Rogers

Me: One country I've always wanted to visit is Egypt.
Friend: Isn't that in Africa though?
Me: Yeah....what's wrong with that?
Friend: I thought Africa was a country, and Egypt sort of like a...state.
Me: .....

She was completely unaware that it was a continent. AND she's been on holiday there twice.

Reply 12

Botticello

^haha now thats dumb!

This girl I used to know, who is VERY weird, on different occasions said:
"When you die, can I have your BUTTOCKS??? They look comfy"

"Have you ever had a ****** in school?" (ie in the toilets, it rhymes with pit)

"I hate kids you know, I cant stand them, they stink of roast dinners"

"Imagine if you had like one giant finger on each hand, and you rasped the nail with a big file...it would look like a dick"
She was carazy

Reply 13

Botticello

d0mz

'So how long have you known your brother now then?'

death.drop

friend wakes from sleep and says "has anyone got a red blob my statue's falling apart" and then went right back to sleep.

I was laughing so loud :rofl:

Reply 14

Irrelevance

A few of us are having a conversation and my friend says he's gonna become an instructor in the army, somebody then says, "What are you going to be an instructor of? War?"

Reply 15

dh00001

some random woman once stopped and said to me; i didnt pay for my shoes :s-smilie:

Reply 16

tom_tom_tom

i got asked by a girl not to long ago

her: "how many days are in a week"
me: "are u bein serious"
her: "yeah are there 6"

Reply 17

M'Lady

As a student nurse and part time health care assistant I get told an awful lot of strange things

"My bones are clean" followed by a clean swipe round the face by an old lady

and

simply "My pussy" by another old lady are the most recent

Reply 18

Jangrafess

Well, about half an hour ago my Mum came into the room, looked at me, said, 'you're not the son of Zeus,' then left again.

Reply 19

thisisrubbish

A few contenders here.

One of my friends constantly comes out with things like:
(when talking about something/someone cute or attractive)

'Oh my god! That is the cutest thing since sliced bread!'
and
'A brothel? Isn't that where they give soup to the homeless?

Also....

I'm pretty thin, but not overly so.
A chav in my school that I had never spoken before was once walking near me on the way home school and, when I was pulling my jumper down and it got stuck on my elbow,said:

'Aye, look at that canny even get it over yer arm ye FAT ANOREXIC BITCH!' really nastily and proceded to walk home.

Me and my friend laughed for days.