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Very unlikely black hole coming on wednesday!

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Reply 380

History Lost in Physics

ashy

Fine

Anyway, bed time.

bye!

Auf Weids and cheers :smile:

P.s. If the world does end before i'm next on TSR - hope the rest of your life goes well :smile:

Reply 381

History Lost in Physics

cookieman

I hope you all know that there are satanic groups that are like preying and doing all sorts of wierd **** over this experiment. They even recon the CERN logo looks like 666

Oh dear :|
Would be good if the Higgs Boson is discovered 666 seconds after the experiment is fully operational.

Reply 382

xenodocheionology

how much would the black hole eat? would it go through our entire solar system? cause that'd be awesome.

i really hope this does cause the apocalypse, what an amazing way to die!

Reply 383

History Lost in Physics

xenodocheionology

how much would the black hole eat? would it go through our entire solar system? cause that'd be awesome.

i really hope this does cause the apocalypse, what an amazing way to die!

Yeees

Reply 384

xenodocheionology

History Lost in Physics

Yeees

im sorry, im very tired and a little drunk.
black holes are exciting right now :frown:

Reply 385

History Lost in Physics

xenodocheionology

im sorry, im very tired and a little drunk.
black holes are exciting right now :frown:

Lol - fine by me; drunkeness is a very good excuse for most things! Especially on TSR!

Reply 386

xenodocheionology

as long as its good enough for an over-enthusiastic interest in the end of the world, then i am fine.

that took me a long time to type :frown:

Damn morons.

I don't plan on being eaten by a black hole. It doesn't feature in my plans. Therefore, it will not happen.

Reply 389

xenodocheionology

Otley

I don't plan on being eaten by a black hole. It doesn't feature in my plans. Therefore, it will not happen.

if it happens, i will think of you and laugh.

even though there's like..no chance :frown:

Reply 390

sahil112

my dad was right it is alwys the damn scientists that will bring humanity to an end great

Reply 391

User192499

I don't know why, but I have a Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy quote springing to mind...

"Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."

Yes, they definitely invented this black hole machine as an act of revenge because these Swiss scientists aren't invited to any good raves. Reasoning solved. They hate us all because we have more active social lives than them.

Reply 392

huangcjz

There have been at least 3 threads over the last 2 weeks or so - just search TSR for LHC.

Reply 393

~Ally~

Whilst i'm sure to those understand it, this is a fascinating experiment, I must say, i think there are far better uses for 4.4 billion whatever-currency-it-was-4.4billion-in (not zimbabwean dollars, i'm guessing)... there are countries starving due to drought and debt, and these scientists spend that much on testing a theory?
IMO, we should be sorting out problems that *actually* exist before we start messing with things like that.
Though i have *slightly* calmed down from the 'OMG i'm gonna die!!!1one' reaction i had when i found out about this through mock the week last week :p:

Reply 394

fletchinator

My mate works at the LHC and he just text me sayin that a mystery box just cut in front of him in the taxi queue at geneva airport and got in a taxi for the LHC. He reckons it was definitely a black hole.

My other mate works down there and he text me the other day to say he found a letter addressed to Mr. B. Hole.

Reply 395

BenJenkinson

Well there's basically three scenarios:
1. It all works perfectly (or not) but no black holes are created.
2. A tiny little black hole flickers into existence for a pico-second before snuffing itself out.
3. A huge, and stable, black hole is formed that devours the entire planet.

I mean really, there's nothing to worry about at all. Either everything's fine, or the planet gets destroyed. At which point, there's nothing to worry about because everyone has now been sucked into the black hole.

Reply 396

she

I reckon some crazy group of something or another will try and destroy a part of the accelerator before they start with the collisions :yep:

Reply 397

Carlo08

I'm going for the half life situation. An extra dimension will be unlocked letting head crabs through that will attack us and turn us into mindless zombies, don't worry though because i will put on a contamination suit and run around shooting them all with my endless supply of guns and a crowbar.