So I went into a restaurant, before COVID started. The waiter came over and sat me down, as usual. He asked me what I wanted and I asked "how do you roast your chicken here?". He said "Your momma so poor, the ducks throw bread at her"

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username5189460

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Original post by Wannabevetnurse

So I went into a restaurant, before COVID started. The waiter came over and sat me down, as usual. He asked me what I wanted and I asked "how do you roast your chicken here?". He said "Your momma so poor, the ducks throw bread at her"

hahaha 😅
That's funny

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username5189460

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I'll say one....

What do you call a rich elf?

Welfy

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oiv141178

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I went to buy a thesaurus and when I got home, the thesaurus was blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am

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dragoonthegreat

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whats the best thing about Switzerland?

Spoiler

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Wannabevetnurse

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DARK JOKE TW: R*PE

Spoiler

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gtty123

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Original post by Wannabevetnurse

DARK JOKE TW: R*PE

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Bloody hell.

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Great Scott....

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When I was younger I always wanted to grow up and be a doctor.....I just never had the patients

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oiv141178

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I have another one, so a man goes to a restaurant, he orders pizza and the waiter asks, how many pizza slices he wanted, 4 or 6. And he responds, 4, because I couldn't eat 6