Make it More Primate-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 21st of July is Take a Monkey to Lunch Day :koala:

Let us celebrate our ancestors with our opposable puns :h:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_primates

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Reply 1

Surnia

A Clockwork Orangutan

The Great EscApe

The Tamarin Seed, 1974 film

The Monkey: The Secret - Urban Cookie Collective

Aye-Aye Ay Ay Moosey - Modern Romance

Vertigorilla - U2, with lead singer Bonobo

Black Vervet - Alannah Myles

Spurs goalkeeper Hugo Loris

Reply 2

the bear

Original post by Surnia

you have gone ape Surnia ! :yay:

8 x ww

8 x Oscar

Jules Rimet Trophy for Simian Wordplay :congrats:

the people of Loris are lovin' it :h:

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Mesye,
demen aswè nou pral òganize konpetisyon gato anyèl nou an
nan Baron Samedi jaden sansoryèl yo.
Tanpri pote pa plis pase de gato plen gwosè
oswa mwatye yon douzèn gato fe ak sa.
Premye pri a pral yon semèn vakans nan Repiblik Dominikèn.
Dezyèm pri a pral de semèn la.
Si ou ta renmen patisipe jis ale nan resepsyon an
epi fè yon chat ak gwo Wideline.
Frè antre a se goud 666 ki gen ladann yon chapo kado
ak non ou sou ak yon ti sak tetrodocycline.
Tout gato yo dwe konsève pa komite òganizatè a
epi distribye bay moun ki nan nesesite yo nan moman apwopriye.

Wilkens Luckson Rambeau

Adjwen Asistan Komisyonè pou gato ak sa

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Reply 3

Joinedup

Gorilla - Michael Jackson

Reply 4

the bear

Original post by Joinedup

Gorilla - Michael Jackson

Shamone MF :thrasher:

Oscar

HGM

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Reply 5

penguingirl18

Simian and Garfunkel

Guardians of the Galagos

Reply 6

the bear

Original post by penguingirl18

Simian and Garfunkel

Guardians of the Galagos

splendid work Ma'am :girl:

2 x ww

2 x Oscar

RFHGM for overall artistic impression :congrats:

Reply 7

Fullofsurprises

Goodbye Mr Chimps

By the Light of the Silvery Baboon

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Lemur

Happy Faeces Throwing

Reply 8

the bear

Original post by Fullofsurprises

Goodbye Mr Chimps

By the Light of the Silvery Baboon

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Lemur

Happy Faeces Throwing

you've gibbon this a lot of thought Ma'am :girl:

4 x ww

Oscars for #1, #2, &, #3

Ladies' Rosebowl Trophy for Simian Wordplay :congrats:

the people of Loris are spilling their 'Ti Punch :afraid:

Medam,
Petèt ou ap depanse twòp
sou rejim sante ak bote chak jou ou?
Kosmetik ak tretman ak sa
ka yon gwo drenaj sou valiz ou.
Dam jodi a bezwen yon solisyon pratik !
Jis ale nan resepsyon epi fè yon ti koze ak gwo Edeline.
Fanmi li te fè pwodwi bote
soti nan engredyan natirèl pou jenerasyon.
Youn nan atik ki pi popilè li yo se Crémas kolon.
Li koute sèlman 1123 goud pou de.
Poukisa ou pa mennen zanmi w?
Si ou pa kontan gwo E garanti ranbousman
pri an antye pa gen okenn kesyon mande.

Fritznel Wilkens Thelusma

Adjwen Manadjè Asistan nan pwodwi bote ak sa

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Reply 9

Joinedup

Up up and away witb my beautiful baboon - 5th Dimension

Reply 10

the bear

Original post by Joinedup

Up up and away with my beautiful baboon - 5th Dimension :toofunny:

i dropped my salmon when i read this Sir J ! :thrasher:

Oscar

Reply 11

Joinedup

Bark at baboon - Ozzy Osbourne

Reply 12

the bear

Original post by Joinedup

Bark at baboon - Ozzy Osbourne

hehehe good one Sir J ! :yay:

Oscar

HGM

the people of Loris are helpless with mirth :yep:

Mesye,
petèt ou te tande rimè ke yon revenant
Èske yo te wè nan chanm pou chanje chanm/douch la dènyèman?
Ou pa bezwen pè!
Si ou rankontre yon moun malere ki gen yon odè terib,
dan pouri ak je koule ke yo panse yo klere wouj,
epi ki gen zong chire ak san, pa panike.
Li se pwobableman jis youn nan mesye yo baz done sou repo l 'yo.
Pou w sou bò an sekirite, mache ak kalm bak nan resepsyon an,
kenbe tou de zòrèy ou kouvri ak je gòch ou fèmen.
Si posib voye yon bib nan aparisyon an.
Lè ou rive nan resepsyon ou ka remèt gwo Youseline.
Li se yon bokor ki gen eksperyans ki pral fè fas ak entrigan an san danje.

Fedner Mackenson Calixte

Adjwen Manadjè Asistan nan Supernatural la ak sa

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