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Emily069
There are three things you could be, and here they are in order of likeliness:

a) A troll
b) Mentally ill
c) Terribly religious



I´ll pick option nº1 please.
Reply 21
Anonymous
Anon or delete plz.

I'm male, 18 yrs old. I want to know if any of these things I do/don't do make me at all strange/peculiar/weird speaking in terms of health, relationships and general life. Here they are:


- don't take drugs
- never masturbated
...
- wash my hair once every 8 or 9 days, sometimes less


Seems somewhat paradoxical. If you were a chronically masturbating stoner I'd have a bit more understanding for your poor hygiene.
Reply 22
Anonymous
No, I am looking for honest and genuine answers, not for attention.

Why, then, if not for attention? For example, if you were after a genuinely true assessment of whether you were strange or not, you wouldn't have only listed characteristics which are atypical of the [perceived] general population, so that's out the window. Or, if you were trying to convince yourself you're not strange by having others say so, that still calls under seeking attention. Alternatively, you could be trolling, but I don't have much reason to think that you are.
Anonymous
Anon or delete plz.

I'm male, 18 yrs old. I want to know if any of these things I do/don't do make me at all strange/peculiar/weird speaking in terms of health, relationships and general life. Here they are:

- don't drink alcohol
- don't drink tea and coffee
- a virgin
- never had a girlfriend
- never been kissed by a girl
- don't smoke
- don't take drugs
- never masturbated
- don't wear deodorant
- don't wear makeup
- don't eat breakfast
- wash my hair once every 8 or 9 days, sometimes less
- wash my face every 4 or 5 days
- shave once every 5 or 6 weeks
- don't wash my hands after going to the toilet
- brush my teeth once a day, at night
- stay up really late, until 3 or 4am, waking up at 12 or 1pm
- constantly worrying about my height and how I am only 5ft11


if you wear deodorant, wash your hair more often, wash your face more often, shave more often, always wash your hands after the toilet, brush your teeth two or three times a day, then you may well also tick off never having a girlfriend, never kissing anyone and being a virgin all at once due to your new found cleanliness :p:, especially if you can saty up that late every night :p: lol
- don't drink alcohol It doesn't matter
- don't drink tea and coffee Neither do I high 5!
- a virgin It doesn't matter
- never had a girlfriend Fair enough
- never been kissed by a girl I'm sure it'll happen soon
- don't smoke Smoking is bad for your health, I've tried it and I don't get the hype tbh
- don't take drugs Just say no
- never masturbated Try it, it's fun
- don't wear deodorant Ok you really have to do this
- don't wear makeup You're a boy!
- don't eat breakfast Tut tut, most important meal of the day!
- wash my hair once every 8 or 9 days, sometimes less Wash it more please
- wash my face every 4 or 5 days Do it every day
- shave once every 5 or 6 weeks I don't know much about that
- don't wash my hands after going to the toilet Ok ewww please start doing that!
- brush my teeth once a day, at night Do it twice a day!
- stay up really late, until 3 or 4am, waking up at 12 or 1pm Try and go to bed earlier even though I'm not one to talk :erm:
- constantly worrying about my height and how I am only 5ft11 That's a perfect height!
You are either a troll or very, very strange. If the latter please don't leave the house as you smell and don't wash your hands. Ugh!
Reply 26
some of the reasons at the bottom of the list probably result into not kissing a girl, sex or girlfriend
Reply 27
Cloud Shine
You are either a troll or very, very strange. If the latter please don't leave the house as you smell and don't wash your hands. Ugh!


Like I said before, I am not a troll. These are the complete truth.
Considering all the yellow teeth I see nowadays I doubt many people practice what they preach on here and brush twice or thrice a day.
Reply 29
So you have never kissed a girl, had a girlfriend and never masturbated.
Ok the first two i believe, but pull the other one on the last one :h:
Reply 30
They make you seem like a smelly, dirty, socially inept weirdo.
Emily069
In that case, yes you are strange.

Try being hygienic and having a ****. It does wonders for the social skills!


:yes: I agree
Trigger
They make you seem like a smelly, dirty, socially inept weirdo.


That's not the kinda comment the OP was looking for, but you know what they say.. truth hurts :yep:
Gaara.
So you have never kissed a girl, had a girlfriend and never masturbated.
Ok the first two i believe, but pull the other one on the last one :h:


Apparently he doesn't pull anything :ninja:
Reply 34
Emily069
In that case, yes you are strange.

Try being hygienic and having a ****. It does wonders for the social skills!


Can I ask how having a **** does wonders for social skills?
- don't drink alcohol Neither do I
- don't drink tea and coffee Neither do I
- a virgin Same here
- never had a girlfriend Same here
- never been kissed by a girl meh
- don't smoke Same here
- don't take drugs Same here
- never masturbated Same here
- don't wear deodorant Ok you really have to do this
- don't wear makeup You're a boy!
- don't eat breakfast Tut tut, most important meal of the day!
- wash my hair once every 8 or 9 days, sometimes less Wash it more please
- wash my face every 4 or 5 days Do it every day
- shave once every 5 or 6 weeks I don't know much about that
- don't wash my hands after going to the toilet Ok ewww please start doing that!
- brush my teeth once a day, at night Do it twice a day!
- stay up really late, until 3 or 4am, waking up at 12 or 1pm Try and go to bed earlier even though I'm not one to talk
- constantly worrying about my height and how I am only 5ft11 That's a perfect height!

I agree with the rest, kinda stole it from someone upwards.
Reply 36
Advanced Subsidiary
That's not the kinda comment the OP was looking for, but you know what they say.. truth hurts :yep:

If i met him id slap him then hose him the **** down. Jesus he must ******* stink.
What do you do? Serious question...
Emily069
There are three things you could be, and here they are in order of likeliness:

a) A troll
b) Mentally ill
c) Terribly religious


Or you could stfu

I have similarities with this guy except i shower everyday.
Anonymous
Like I said before, I am not a troll. These are the complete truth.


Well I can't see if you can use a computer that you can't understand that normal people wash their hands after they go to the toilet so they don't give themselves and other people thread worm, quite frankly it's disgusting.

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