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How 'messy' is sex?

Is the the ejaculation all over the bed, all over you, partner's body and dripping out of her vagina?

Is the vaginal fluid also everywhere?

Surely people was after sex? If not, with all the dries fluid all over you, surely it must smell really bad and stale.

God knows how people have sex while on their period, the smell and mess yuck! I'd have thought it was a big turn off.

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Reply 1
Shower after, /thread.
Reply 2
yeh theres poo all over the place.
:sexface:
Reply 4
Original post by Wookie42
Shower after, /thread.


This.
Reply 5
I mean't to say surely people shower after sex.
Reply 6
Original post by Anonymous
I mean't to say surely people shower after sex.


They eventually would but surely some people must not exactly after.
(edited 13 years ago)
without a condom is pretty messy but not THAT messy
Depends which hole you put it in...


But in all seriousness OP, so long as gyal got clean gash, mans can get away with not showering for a few hours at least
Reply 9
Tidy up with tissues, wash regularly as per usual.

With condoms you wouldn't need to tidy at all really? The guy a little bit.

Me and my bf just have a sex looroll that stays next to the bed, maybe we're dirty lol but I'm not running straight to the shower immediately after sex.
In my experience it's only his stuff that makes a mess......it leaks out :puke:
Depends how messy you like it, if that floats your boat!

Post sex showers ftw
Original post by Anonymous
Tidy up with tissues, wash regularly as per usual.

With condoms you wouldn't need to tidy at all really? The guy a little bit.

Me and my bf just have a sex looroll that stays next to the bed, maybe we're dirty lol but I'm not running straight to the shower immediately after sex.


Haha we always make sure there are tissues/loo roll at arms reach too :tongue:
Reply 14
Original post by Onge
yeh theres poo all over the place.


Ah yes, for who among us HASNT **** outselves during sex :P
Reply 15
OP is a virgin

Theres some cum but no more than ****ing, a bit of tissue and your done
Original post by wactm
OP is a virgin



Well duh....
Original post by Anonymous
Is the the ejaculation all over the bed, all over you, partner's body and dripping out of her vagina?

Is the vaginal fluid also everywhere?

Surely people was after sex? If not, with all the dries fluid all over you, surely it must smell really bad and stale.

God knows how people have sex while on their period, the smell and mess yuck! I'd have thought it was a big turn off.


are you a dirty boy or not?
Reply 18
lol not if you are doing it right.
Reply 19
Depends how excited the lady gets. You can leave rather large puddle stains if your good in bed.

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