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Reply 7640
Original post by student room sk
your sexual innuendos never get old-:wink:
what's the difference between the two??
x


Pool is easy :tongue: Snooker has a lot more balls and the table is bigger. I'd prefer snooker purely because more room for on the table stuff :teehee:
Reply 7641
Original post by akhan096
I mean mixed race my mums Muslim my dads white


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Oh cool, Saz (?) is perfect for me then :sexface: I dig mixed race girls :giggle: and PC stands for politically correct.
Original post by akhan096
i mean mixed race my mums muslim my dads white


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stop quoting me- i'm being serious now!! :angry:
Original post by student room sk
what does PC mean??


Politically correct
Original post by de_monies
Mixed race. Don't like the term myself, especially after this poem. It's meant to be read in a Jamaican accent

xcuse me
standing on one leg
I’m half-caste.

Explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when Picasso
mix red an green
is a half-caste canvas?
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when light an shadow
mix in de sky
is a half-caste weather?
well in dat case
england weather
nearly always half-caste
in fact some o dem cloud
half-caste till dem overcast
so spiteful dem don’t want de sun pass
ah rass?
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean tchaikovsky
sit down at dah piano
an mix a black key
wid a white key
is a half-caste symphony?

Explain yuself
wha yu mean
Ah listening to yu wid de keen
half of mih ear
Ah looking at yu wid de keen
half of mih eye
an when I’m introduced to yu
I’m sure you’ll understand
why I offer yu half-a-hand
an when I sleep at night
I close half-a-eye
consequently when I dream
I dream half-a-dream
an when moon begin to glow
I half-caste human being
cast half-a-shadow
but yu must come back tomorrow
wid de whole of yu eye
an de whole of yu ear
an de whole of yu mind.

an I will tell yu
de other half
of my story.

- John Agard

OMG I LOVE YOU. Hahah i saw him perform this poem live! It was so awesome!
Original post by de_monies



Hey. I have to do that in snow, but because of a medical condition (that the NHS won't pay for, because they assume it should clear up.... eventually :tongue: )

Photophobia it's called, and I blame Pakistan. I didn't have photophobia until I went to Pakistan three years ago. On the bright side, I get to wear some pretty cool shades :d



That's sad. But it'll be easier to give an example of a Pindi boy now. :biggrin:
Reply 7646
Original post by Revent
Oh cool, Saz (?) is perfect for me then :sexface: I dig mixed race girls :giggle: and PC stands for politically correct.


Haha thanks and I can tell by ur messages u dig her :sexface: I dig mixed raced boys to


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Is this **** hyped again? :tongue:
Reply 7648
Original post by student room sk
stop quoting me- i'm being serious now!! :angry:


Y what's ur problem I'm not even talking to u!!


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Reply 7649
Original post by akhan096
Haha thanks and I can tell by ur messages u dig her :sexface: I dig mixed raced boys to


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You're too young for me though. Also, I'm not mixed race :lol: and I do dig her (and want to do a lot more than that) :wink:
Original post by Revent
Pool is easy :tongue: Snooker has a lot more balls and the table is bigger. I'd prefer snooker purely because more room for on the table stuff :teehee:


LOL, i'm sure I could have guessed if you had told me the first part and saz stands for my name- (it's my name shortened)
thankyou for letting me know.. I feel stupid when I need to ask questions but I'm better asking than acting like i know what I'm on about so thank you x
Reply 7651
Original post by AlligatorSky
That's sad. But it'll be easier to give an example of a Pindi boy now. :biggrin:


Like me? :mmm: You know what's funny? Urdu is actually my first language, not English :tongue: :colondollar:
Reply 7652
Original post by Revent
You're too young for me though. Also, I'm not mixed race :lol: and I do dig her (and want to do a lot more than that) :wink:


Haha calm down tbh I wasn't talking about u and I know that ur not mixed raced lol :smile:

And I'd prefer u likeing my sister like u said ur to old for me.


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Original post by Revent
Like me? :mmm: You know what's funny? Urdu is actually my first language, not English :tongue: :colondollar:


I'm not even talking to you anymore. -_-
Reply 7654
Original post by student room sk
LOL, i'm sure I could have guessed if you had told me the first part and saz stands for my name- (it's my name shortened)
thankyou for letting me know.. I feel stupid when I need to ask questions but I'm better asking than acting like i know what I'm on about so thank you x


Ah okay, Saz is a cool name :tongue: It's cool, feel free to ask whatever :wink: I have to admit though, it's difficult over TSR, a lot better when you're next to me in bed :wink: Or I can show you how to play if you want :sexface:
Original post by AlligatorSky
That's sad. But it'll be easier to give an example of a Pindi boy now. :biggrin:


Hey. Im not from Slough. Im a Northerner :tongue:

Original post by Maryb_101
OMG I LOVE YOU. Hahah i saw him perform this poem live! It was so awesome!


Really? Would love to hear his voice. I can't always remember the poem, but always remember the title
Reply 7656
Original post by AlligatorSky
I'm not even talking to you anymore. -_-


Awww, why not? :frown:
Reply 7657
Original post by akhan096
Trust me I know more than my sister :smile: haha besharam ?? I'm shareef lol


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You look so shareef in your pic don't you :wink: you are just like Aiman..seriously...except she knows nothing about the facts of life compared to moi :biggrin:
Original post by Revent
Ah okay, Saz is a cool name :tongue: It's cool, feel free to ask whatever :wink: I have to admit though, it's difficult over TSR, a lot better when you're next to me in bed :wink: Or I can show you how to play if you want :sexface:


play with.....:wink:

my next question is above i'm sure you could shed some light on it for me x
Reply 7659
Original post by Zeegie
You look so shareef in your pic don't you :wink: you are just like Aiman..seriously...except she knows nothing about the facts of life compared to moi :biggrin:


Darling little sister, you know nothing about the facts of life either :wink:

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